A Brief PreHistory Lesson

by Lew Sethics

Wolf  calls a meeting with Man:

“Look” he says, “you need us: you can’t hunt for shit, you got no claws, your teeth are useless in a
fight, you can’t outrun anything, your sense of smell is a joke, your women and children slow you down.
We’ll make a deal: its cold out here! You let us in, and let us warm ourselves near the captured fire-demon, and we’ll hunt for you and protect you as only a wolf pack can!”
“Sounds good to me” said Homo sapiens sapiens, who didn’t know that he was homo sapiens sapiens,
but was too busy fiddling with one of those new-fangled “always in heat” titties to want to run around and get
mauled by bears anyway.
“Fuck you” said the neanderthal, who knew that he was a neanderthal, and knew that neanderthals didn’t take no shit from no wolves.
The wolves didn’t like that.
So that’s why dogs live with people now, and there aren’t any neanderthals.