Sifu Dansac Explains Washington

“Behind the ostensible government sits enthroned an invisible government owing no allegiance and acknowledging no responsibility to the people.”

What more proof do Laui need? Former USA president outright admit that ‘Illuminati’ run everything, yet still all Laui is ponder the question.

WAIT, IS THERE A CONSPIRACY OR NOT?

Of course there is, you think modern civilisation happen by accident? Obviously rich and powerful cabals have try to control world events in them favour since dawn of history, but key word her is try. Sifu have hear theory suggesting Illuminati control the weather, earthquakes, eruptions and sunspots. Just because ancient Egyptians invent batteries and light bulbs (which they did, look it up on-line) does not mean that pyramids were nuclear reactors; they might have been, but there is no evidence to say so, it just a theory.
Illuminati try to control world events and they do pretty well, but there is always random chance, there is always counter-conspiracy, there is always rivalry within secret societies between one member and another. To believe otherwise is to suppose entire planet utterly enslaved and human race is nothing but sheep, totally controlled and without free will.

BUT THE WORLD REALLY IS LIKE THAT, SIFU! ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY!

And yet here you are resisting, Laui, with the freedom of you mind. Mere fact that you ask questions proves that conspiracy is not all-embracing. Problem resides in fact that everyone attach them own fears and beliefs to personal image of Illuminati; Christian Laui think it all about the Devil come and get them, Patriotic American Laui think it all about Commie plot to overthrow them freedom, people in UK is all afraid of evil Islamist bomber, some people even think aliens and lizard people is in control, while $cientologists reckon the evil Xenu is the cause of it all… Laui, all these notions are silly.

Pure simplicity of truth make it difficult to grasp when there is so much complex garbage being flung in you face from every direction; base principle of Capitalism is that there is finite amount of everything and it must be portioned out. The people in charge of the portioning take more for themselves and become very rich because they are greedy. Naturally they want to keep them wealth and increase it, precipitating wars all over world for to claw back more and more wealth from working people. This is prove by suspicious absence of limitless energy sources so far invent by human race, including solar power, geo-thermal power and the research of Nikolai Tesla into atmospheric static electricity.

You want conspiracy, there it is; the conspiracy to keep entire human race addicted to limited and expensive fuels rather than convert decades ago to sources of limitless power that would make Capitalist system redundant. You worry about mind-control device? There is one in you living room right now Laui; it is called the TV. You want doomsday device? We already got nuclear bomb. You want super-villain hiding in bunker with finger on big red nuclear button? His name is George W Bush! You want conspiracy, there it is; the conspiracy that we live in a democracy, the conspiracy that our leaders are good and kind, the conspiracy that the all-seeing government will get you if you step out of line, the conspiracy that hell awaits anyone who questions the hegemony of faith and that God will save all true-believers tomorrow.

Notice how it always tomorrow, Laui, and never today? God coming tomorrow, we fix environment tomorrow, we do away with nuclear arms tomorrow, we give you solar power tomorrow, we cure cancer tomorrow, alien mother-ship collect us all tomorrow, revolution coming tomorrow… always tomorrow and never today; yet always same man in suit telling you always “Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow…”

All Laui know tomorrow never comes; loyal ninja know that Sifu always say:

The World Shall Hear From Me Again!