The White House Insider | George W Bush Admits Responsibility for The Deficit

As a certain type of American wrongly blames Obama for the current economic situation this confession might be timely. George W Bush was called in on the pretext that he was wanted to “advise the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussein Obama” but once he was in the Whitehouse he was given a drink which contained a truth serum. The truth serum does not work on individuals with a high intelligence quota so it worked extremely well on George W Bush.

Question to George W Bush: Why did the deficit get out of hand?

Well, if I have to tell the truth and, for some reason, I need to tell the truth, I will tell you the truth. The truth is, the deficit got out of control when I declared the war in Iraq and we invaded. I didn’t know it would be as difficult as it turned out, I thought: just get in there and take the oil money and give it to your friends and, to an extent that is what I did. Trouble was that we made mistakes. Huge mistakes and had to put them right. Of course, we could not put them right but we could spend and oh boy, did we spend. Perhaps it would have been better if we had a plan to get the country up and running but we didn’t. Maybe it would have been cheaper. We spent about $5 trillion on the war in Iraq. No, it didn’t go to plan but, let’s face it, the stupid people who vote against Obama, would rather blame everything on him because he is no WASP. They are so stupid that they forget that it was me, George W Bush, the 43rd President of the United States of America which started the war in Iraq. Remember it now? 

Question to George W Bush: Why did you lose control of the economy?

I must tell the truth about this but I cannot actually remember what I did. I seem to recall being out of my depth and not understanding what the hell was going on. I was away with the fairies and didn’t feel like I was playing with a full hand. Half the time I was too embarrassed to do anything. 

And then there was the problem with anything to do with the economy. I had to raise the debt ceiling thingamajig either four, five, six, seven or eight times. I can’t remember which. Oh my, somebody just told me that my administration raised the debt ceiling eight times. Well, we had to pay for the war… I mean wars. Yes, I do know if I hadn’t have had to prove myself as a real man I might not have had to insist on war but I can’t do anything about it now and, anyway, it is nothing to do with me anymore.