10 Terrible Halloween Costume Ideas

Are you going to go as a witch or a vampire?Perhaps you’d like to go as Sponge Bob or a fairy princess. Here are ten terrible Halloween costume ideas for you to avoid:

1. Don’t go as an amoeba. It’s just so cellular.
2. Don’t go as Michael Jackson. He was a legend. He was a superstar. He’s deceased. You are not going to perform his moves or the famous moonwalk.
3. Don’t go as Michele Bachmann. Sure you want to act crazy, but do you really want to go this far.
4. Don’t go as a turkey. It might be a nice costume, but it’s the wrong holiday. Stuff this idea under your pillow (with gravy).
5. Don’t go as Barack Obama. It’s not cool. It’s so overdone. Also, at 400 pounds, you don’t bear the slightest resemblance to the President.
6. Don’t go as a tax collector. Either your face will be rearranged or you’ll be pummeled by eggs.
7. Don’t go as a slice of bacon. It’s a very unhealthy idea. Also, someone just might remove your strip.
8. Don’t go as King Kong. You’re not tall enough. You’re not big enough. Do you really want to fall off a tall building?
9. Don’t go as a plumber. You’ll end up with toilet paper rolls instead of candy. Also, someone may ask you to repair their sink.
10. Don’t go as a Fox journalist. It’s not the right thing to do. You’ll look too conservative. On the other hand, you might end up with a bagful of CD’s, bonds, and cash. On second thought, go for it!

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