10 Ways to Dispose of Christmas Trees
by It’s the day after… what to do, what to do?
- Don’t move it. Pretend it’s supposed to be there. When it turns brown, get out the spray paint. Next Christmas just hit it with the spray snow.
- Put it in the middle of a row of hedges. Ignore it, your neighbor will think it died there and take care of it next summer.
- Return it to Lowe’s. Tell them it didn’t work.
- Drill a hole into a tall tree and pretend it’s a branch
- Tie it to the roof of your car. Drive around with it all summer. When it is nice and brown and all the needles are gone, take it camping with you. Presto! Instant firewood.
- Cut all the branches off and use it as a curtain rod
- Run it through the wood chipper, and then incorporate the bits into various food items. Try Christmas Tree cookies, or better yet, put it in some fruitcake.
- Each week cut a little bit off and stuff it into your trash. No one will ever know.
- Put it in your shower. Pretend your showering in the great outdoors. Sap is soothing.
- Take it to a taxidermist and have it stuffed
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Post CommentRask Balavoine
On December 19, 2008 at 4:37 am
Or you can keep it and bring it out next year and tell the carol siingers that you are going to use it as a rectal probe on them if they don’t go away, far, far way!
triondmobile
On December 19, 2008 at 5:46 am
LOL, I like the fruit cake method!
nutuba
On December 19, 2008 at 6:40 am
Hahaha, I laughed out loud. I love the idea of keeping the tree tied to the top of the car. Nicely done!
Sotiris
On December 19, 2008 at 8:10 am
LOL! That was quite funny! Grats for the great article!
James DeVere
On December 19, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Always wondered what to do with ‘em
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goodselfme
On December 20, 2008 at 11:15 am
Great mind to think of these funny uses. Good laugh!
newme
On February 3, 2009 at 11:09 am
good ones
Jennifer E. Brown
On January 17, 2010 at 11:54 pm
LOL. I like all these, can’t pick a favorite.