25 Chinese Fortune Cookies for Lovers

Valentine’s Day is almost here. What better way to celebrate it than by giving your sweetheart a thoughtful, tender fortune cookie. It would be nice. Of course, my fortune cookies are seldom thoughtful and tender. Nevertheless, here is a list of twenty-five fortune cookie sayings for lovers:

1. Your love is like a Towering Inferno, be careful that you don’t get burned
2. Your love is like a pit of poisonous snakes; one bite and you are a goner
3. Your love is like the fountain of youth, lively, spontaneous, and a bit childish
4. Your love is like the economy, right now it is very down
5. Your love is like the Mona Lisa, mysterious and priceless
6. Your love is like the fumes of an exhaust pipe, very smelly and choking
7. Your love is like Mt. Vesuvius, the potential of being highly explosive.
8. Your love is like the ocean, large and deep
9. Your love is like an ice storm, the power is out and it needs regenerating
10. Your love is like a rerun movie, been there, done that
11. Your love is like a bowl of chili, hot and spicy
12. Your love is like a whale, big, huge, and blubbery
13. Your love is like a toothache, it hurts when you touch it and even more when you pull on it
14. Your love is like a red rose, beautiful but occasionally thorny
15. Your love is like a tidal wave; the rush is awesome for the moment
16. Your love is like Rice Krispies, a lot of snap, crackle, and POP
17. Your love is like a tornado, sweeping, menacing, and destructive
18. Your love is like a vacuum cleaner, extremely clean and sanitary
19. Your love is like a kiwi fruit; it is more beautiful on the inside than on the outside
20. Your love is like a candle, glowing, warm, and shrinking
21. Your love is like a UFO, very alien and out of this world
22. Your love is like a pancake, very flat but also very sweet
23. Your love is like a bill collector, unwanted and despised
24. Your love is like a crystal goblet, precious but fragile
25. Your love is like hamburger and French fries, very salty, fattening, and fast