Hurricane

This seems to be the year for them. So, why not hit your Halloween party by storm.

Gas Pump

Pump everyone up… just put the price per gallon as $2.00.

Michael Phelps

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My single girlfriend assures me this costume could get her to do the breast stroke…though, I tend to disagree.

Cereal Killer

Who wouldn’t be licking their lips when you come dressed as a giant box of bloody cereal.

Identity Thief

Place name tags (with a different name on each one) all over a black outfit and steal the party. You could put a fake social security number and credit cards on the outfit instead.

Stud Finder

Dress up in a plaid shirt and tool belt. Hook a stud finder (tool to find wood studs in the wall) to your shirt or belt and maybe you will find a real life stud.

Body Bag

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Okay your ego needs to be zipped up for this one. Take black garbage bags and cut them to make a dress. Use zippers from old pants or jackets to make straps for the dress.

Mail Order Bride

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Wrap yourself in bubble wrap and stick postage stamps on it. Wear a veil and big fake diamond ring.

Chick Magnet

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Velcro refrigerator or any other kind of magnets all over your shirt and pants.

The Road

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An alternative to the pictured road costume is to buy a cheap black shirt to go with some black pants. Pant a yellow checkered line on the shirt. Make a stop sign, yield sign, and curves ahead sign from cardboard- place strategically.

Politician

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It is an election year. So, pull out the moose hat and school marm glasses and run the party as Gov. Palin.

Periodic Table of Elements

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See who is the smartest partier.

Adam and Eve

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Just hope all your body parts are still in the same places God put them in for this one.

Mona Lisa

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Be the most famous woman at the party.