Controversy, Commercialism and the Battle to Save Christmas

As yet another Thanksgiving passes, almost unnoticed against the looming onset of Christmas, I find myself unable to rest until I add my two cents to the ongoing war over Christmas. While I’m personally a Christian my views may surprise you. So here goes.

Christmas is a hot political issue this year, as it was last year, because not everyone celebrates it. Some people have decided that it could be offensive to someone who doesn’t celebrate Christmas to have to deal with the cacophony of advertisements for ways you can buy the love of your friends and family, or the greetings of overly exuberant well-wishers.

Bahh Humbug! I’m offended by all the mess around this season too and I’m a Christian. Not that I hate Christmas. I just hate what it’s become. I don’t like getting emails from politically active Evangelical Christians trying to telling me which politician, or school official, or chain store, or TV network has decided to puss-out and use “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas.” Let them be pansies if they want to.

Why are People who won’t say Merry Christmas Pansies?

Because they aren’t worried about offending people. It isn’t because of law suits. Evangelicals would buy any store clean for getting sewed by an atheist over Christmas. And the Jehovah’s Witnesses haven’t celebrated Christmas in years and no body gave a rat’s ass. It’s only been an issue since 9/11/2001. Retailers and school officials are scared of people with bombs who don’t celebrate Christmas. Pansies!

Christmas Past

It also annoys me when Christians say, “Jesus is the reason for the season,” or “we are going to retake Christmas.” I hate to brake it too you but Christ wasn’t born on December 25. Bible history scholars argue about whether our Lord was born in April or September. It’s not rocket science, the sheep had to be out, the taxes were taken, and it was a certain type of holiday season. If the wise men were Zoroastrian astrologers then the stars would have lead them to Bethlehem in April.

So who’s birthday was it? Rah the Egyptian sun god, actually. That’s his traditional birthday. Many accounts lead it all the way back to the cult of Nimrod (of tower of Babel fame).

The reality is that most of our modern “Christian” holidays come from the Roman Catholic Church*, when Emperor Constantine created a new hybrid religion out of Christianity and “Pagan” religions. There is no biblical backing for any of them. Non-Christian historians are well aware of this and regularly make fun of us for it.