Conversation Between a Software Engineer and His Wife
by Husband – Hello dear, I’m logged in.
Image by peter pearson via Flickr
Wife – would you like snacks? Mari – disk full.
Women – have you brought Saree. Mari – Command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about in the morning Husband – erroneous syntax, abortion, retry, cancel.
Wife – Bhagwan HAE!forget where it is your salary. Husband – file in use, read only, try after some time.
Women – at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping. Mari – a sharing violation, access denied.
Wife – I made a mistake in marrying you. Mari – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless. Husband – by default.
Women – who was there with you in the car this morning? Husband – system unstable press ctrl, alt, to start.
Women – what is the relationship between you and your receptionist? Mari – the only user with write access.
Wife – what is my value in life? Mari – unknown viruses detected.
Wife – Do you love me or my computer? Mari – Too many parameters.
Wife – I will go to my father. Husband – program performed illegal operation, it will be
almost
Wife – I’m leaving you forever. Mari – Close all programs and log off another user.
Wife – it is useless to talk to you. Husband – shut down the computer.
Women – I will. Husband – Its now safe to turn off the computer
A Japanese travel by taxi from the airport (India) to the historic hotel.On the way to a motorcycle taxi exceeded history, I so that it was Honda motor cycle. I said “Yaa made in Japan soon. “Next car has exceeded veichle history, so I car that was TOYOTA. Glad that I said “Yaa Yaa made in Japan, very quickly.” On reaching the hotel, meter reading WS Rs 650 / -, driver’ve asked “how much?”
The pilot replied, “Meter manufactured in India soon.”
For all the guys are going to do an essay on this Valentine’s Day ….Njoyyyyyyy n Take Care: D
Some important milestone for the upcoming Valentine’s Day
Strictly follow the steps below and guarantee success are mentioned:
Choose the girl you want to offer the D-Day.
Pick a rose Spot the girl standing in front of her, give her the rose Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she can not resist. Battle won, is your girl!
If it resists, and you see with anger, leave immediately and start clapping and yelling
“Didi Darre Gayi, Didi Darre Gayi!
A lie
Is there a standard for a small boy, an art lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor’s degree;
And for a married man, there is a question of survival.
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