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Does Santa Claus Truly Exist?

The question has been tossed around, but no one has the real answer. Find out what you can do to discover the answer to this existential question.

Adults have longed tried, not to discover the truth about this, but to convince us kids that they know the real answer. What they don’t understand is that like any other scientific experiment, you must show proof in order to say if something is real or not.

The “theories” that adults tell us are either that:

  • he exists
  • hes just in our imagination
  • he’s a commercial figure invented by Coca-Cola to promote their product.

We all know that’s not true. If he’s just some commercial how can you explain the gifts that we receive eh? BURN

So how can we kids discover the truth ourselves?

Simple. We have to do the most fundamental test of all. It is a test that many have speculated about, some have bragged about (but we all know they never did), a few have tried but failed and that None has ever completed till the end.

This is the test in question: staying up all night and waiting to see if Santa will come.

The main reason it has been a failure in the past is:

- Sleepiness! Yeah, All who have actually tried this test never actually pulled off that all-nighter, or did but they were have hallucinating towards the end.

It is not a lost cause, because I believe that with preparation this Can be pulled off.

You will need some material in order to complete the test:

- a camera (for proof)

- not too much warm clothes (coziness often leads to sleepiness)

- have Some clothes (not having any clothes will make you either freeze before the night is done or make you curl up in your bed and go to sleep)

- Coffee (the ultimate sleepiness combatant) Notice: Coffee can have minor side-effects including hyperactivity, mental strain, loss of memory, numbness in left arm, third degree burns, cancer and in some rare cases can eventually lead to death.

- More Coffee

- COFFEE!!!!!

With these tools you have all that is needed to pull-off the test and find out the Truth about Santa Claus.

So this 24th of December 2008, will be the night where the truth will finally pop out to the eyes of the world.

P.S. If the test is a success don’t forget to share your pictures and experience with the international community.

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  1. azurevirtuoso

    On December 8, 2008 at 4:53 pm


    Fun, amusing and hilarious. Straight to the point. I recommend this for anyone with time to read on ther hands. Nj, continue writting :D

  2. ugay_kid

    On December 8, 2008 at 4:55 pm


    cool, finally someone whos on my side !, u got that right parents, Santa EXIST !!!!!!! :p:p:p

  3. helloKityXXX

    On December 8, 2008 at 4:56 pm


    lololololoololololololololololololololol

  4. Soso

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:04 pm


    As Iv’e seen by checking your other wokrs, this is a first for you is it ? Well i find this is a very good piece of writting, respecting a straight format of intro, dev abd concl that i remever being force to writte in by secondary… good old days :)

    Keep it up, this is a good start and a futur investment for you.
    Nice Job on this one.

    Soso

    P.S. : I didn’t check your spelling mistakes but i saw some here and there, you might want to check that.

  5. sisikira

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:06 pm


    :0

  6. fulgorestly

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm


    whats this ? Santa Exist ? lmao
    ok ok

  7. husuanchan

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:09 pm


    awesome, was cramping on the floor the whole way through :D

  8. liotic

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm


    hahaha luohan, great job keep it up !XD

    Lmao

  9. daerfriend

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:11 pm


    Cofeeeeeeeeee weeeeeee!!!!

    Ill send it to my friends, lol :P

  10. ASSASSINATOR198

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:14 pm


    Hahaha haha hahahahha hahaha ha haha hahahaha haha haha

    lmao rofl, roflmao

    cant … wahahahahhihilolo… stop… hihahlawlawlalw… LAUGHING … BWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    NJ MAN NICE JOB !!!!!

  11. daerfriend

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:15 pm


    I ALREADY DID SEND IT TO MY FRIEND !!! LMAO :p

  12. MCTheoden266

    On December 8, 2008 at 5:26 pm


    can anyone tell a mod to block these spam ?

  13. Luohan Wei

    On December 8, 2008 at 6:05 pm


    Thnx for all your comments and feedback guys, I’ve just started writing a week ago, and I’m glad people are already reading my work :D :D. I know I don’t have extraordinary english skills, but I’m triying to improve.

    Thnx a lot everyone!

  14. kvn

    On December 23, 2008 at 8:01 am


    wow luohan, your imagination never fails you eh? :p

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