For Sale: Jesus on Ebay

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For Sale. Image of Jesus on cooked chicken. Starting bid $199.00  Buy it Now $20,000.00

Seller claims the waitress was amazed. Will ship in dry ice.

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For Sale. Image of Jesus on shower curtain. Starting bid $1000.00

Seller claims very rare. Does not indicate where shower curtain was purchased. Also suggests that buyer may separate into individual images as it repeats every ten inches or so.

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For Sale. Image of Jesus on Lay’s Sour Cream & Onion Potato Chip   Starting Bid  $1.00

Seller claims his daughter found the ultra rare chip in a bag purchased at local supermarket.

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Ebay Listing For Sale. Image of Jesus on Tortilla   Starting Bid  $7.00

Seller indicates that portions of the sale will go to Children’s Miracle Network. Here is an unfortunate news item about the Children’s Miracle Network

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Ebay Listing For Sale. Image of Jesus on Tree Root   Starting Bid  $500.00

Seller claims that this image will be included in upcoming book, “Images Of Jesus In Common Life” Claims to have three previous books. A search on Amazon does not return the upcoming book. There is no link to the author’s name on the ebay listing or three prior books.

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Image of Jesus on found piece of wood. Starting Bid  $100.00  Buy it now $2000.00

Seller claims to have found this at his work. (If the date is correct then this was a miracle. ) Hopes buyer will take good care of it.

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For Sale. Image of Jesus found on soap after washing face night before Easter    Starting Bid  $.99

Seller claims “I WASHED MY FACE ON THE NIGHT BEFORE EASTER AND WHEN I AWOKE THIS IMAGE WAS ON THE BAR OF SOAP” Seller has a 99.4% positive feedback and a rather large Ebay store.

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Ebay Listing For Sale. Image of Jesus on Marble Tile   Starting Bid  $25,000.00

seller claims quite a lot.

“What you see is a photo of a miraculous image of Jesus Christ as His image appears on a marble tile mounted on a wall.  Above HIs head appears a brilliant white light. It also appears to me that He is covered by His shroud. Even more amazing is that this tile is oriented so that He is facing East, exactly in the direction toward the sunrise. As you can see, there is a remarkable resemblance of the image on this tile to a picture of Jesus we all recognize from our childhood Bible study classes.”

“I believe I was given this gift in order to accomplish even greater plans to help others, something I realized just before I made this discovery. In order to achieve those ambitious plans as I now understand them, this being the first of the three steps, I have chosen to sell this tile to help me move more swiftly toward that goal.”

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For Sale Real Virgin Mary with Baby Jesus Pretzel. 100% Authentic!  Starting Bid $10.00

Seller was making Chex mix and came across this pretzel. Seller includes real photos of Virgin Mary for comparison.

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For Sale Image Of Jesus  Starting Bid $100.00

Seller claims firewood was glowing special image. “On the night of President Elect Obama’s election, I was sitting by the fireplace in the Bible Belt of North Carolina reading my Bible when I noticed this one piece of fire wood was glowing with a special image, I pushed it back in the flames and the wood still would not burn with the rest. The next morning, I started to clean the fireplace remnants and LO and Behold, that same piece of wood was still intact with the image of Jesus burned into it. I believe this is a sign that things will get better in this world. God Bless Us All!!”