Fran Drescher Was Abducted by Aliens as a Teenager
by Fran Drescher told the Huffington Post that she was abducted by aliens. And not just abducted by aliens, "The Nanny" star says she was implanted with a chip.
Ha!!! I made you look. Don’t feel bad, when I first saw the headlines, I couldn’t resist either. When I read ‘Fran Drescher was Abducted by Aliens’, I was a little stunned. I just knew someone was going to say, oh, ’she didn’t really mean it; just jokes’ or ‘APRIL FOOLS,’ but, this isn’t April 1st. But, no one has said those things yet, so, I am left with the knowledge that one of my favorite television stars believes that she was abducted by aliens. Well, if “The Nanny” star believes it, then, I am going to believe right along with her. I’m that kind of fan.
Fran Drescher, 54, told the Huffington Post that, when she was a teenager, she was riding with her dad, along a road, and was abducted by aliens. The aliens took her and implanted a chip in her hand, then, programmed her to meet her, now, ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson. At least, that’s the theory, since, Jacobson was abducted around the same time as Drescher; they must have been programmed to meet and marry. After all, they have the same scar and a similar chip.
Not to doubt Fran Drescher one bit, but, uh, if she was abducted by aliens while her father was driving along a road, what did the aliens do with him? Did Dad receive a chip? I’m just curious. So, I guess Drescher should thank the aliens for setting her up to meet her ex-husband, Peter Marc Jacobson, who after 30 years of marriage, announced he was gay. Now, that’s something for E.T. to phone home about.
I just would love it, if next time aliens need some one to take a ride, they would come by here, I could use a vacation. Fran can you hook a sister up?
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Post CommentRosettaartist1
On January 29, 2012 at 11:22 am
The Huffington Post prints a lot of strange things and much that you’d not know wether to believe or not, but it’s entertaining.
mphsglo
On January 29, 2012 at 11:40 am
Awwww, I’m kinda hoping it’s true, cause that might explain the strange sounds around the world.
avissado
On January 29, 2012 at 11:47 am
tacky title and intro…caught my attention
Nightsleeper
On January 29, 2012 at 12:01 pm
Cute article but… I believe it is possible that alien abduction exists. Whitley Strieber is one of those people who very convincingly tells his story in “Communion.” During interviews he becomes very emotional when talking about it and he’s had to endure a lot of skeptics like Larry King, laughing in his face. Things do happen to people but they quickly learn not to talk about it because they get tired of being called crazy.
Angelji
On January 29, 2012 at 12:18 pm
Oh my God,,
Thell Stars
On January 29, 2012 at 1:57 pm
great article
SharifaMcFarlane
On January 29, 2012 at 7:41 pm
Some people say that alien abduction is actually Monarch Programming.