Funny Birthday Greeting Ideas
A Notch Above the Usual “Happy Birthday”.
When writing in a card, something that you most definitely want to do is to make the inscription memorable. On Facebook, you may be writing a birthday greeting on friend’s wall only to notice that everyone has written the same thing as you. Below are some humourous ways to make birthday greetings both memorable, original, and perhaps even rude.
For Everyone
“Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.” ~Larry Lorenzoni
“Happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
You look like a monkey and smell like one too!”
“I would tell you that you’re improving with age, but that would be a lie…. I mean, after all, how do you improve upon perfection?”
For Women
“I hope you will have great prosperity and happiness on this day. A wish: May your husband be the father of your children”
“Best wishes to beautiful and funny birthday girl.
Thank god you act like a mad cow or you’d be too perfect!”
For Those with the Balding Heads:
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.”
“You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years experience.”
“Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.” ~Chili Davis
“Guess what it is that you are getting on your Birthday?
……..
OLDER!
PS. Sorry, forgot the wiser bit, ahem!”
“Don’t be ashamed about your age! Laugh about it: everyone else does!”
Because everyone needs some birthday wisdom:
“Have fun but watch the pina coladas.”
“Don’t lie about your age or your nose will get too big. Oops! Too late!”
Happy Birthday!
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Likha
On February 10, 2009 at 5:49 pm
This really breaks the birthday greeting monotony. Here’s my greeting on your birthday– “I’m glad there’s
something new in your life… a new age. Happy birthday!” I like this one.
CHAN LEE PENG
On February 10, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Great write!
S A JOHNSON
On February 11, 2009 at 12:42 am
Cute
denus
On February 11, 2009 at 12:58 am
very great piece!
A Wallbank
On February 11, 2009 at 2:15 am
Very nice… do you have any pointers on things to write on a leaving card? By the time they get to me in the office about fifty people have signed already, and it\’s hard not to repeat!
Anne McNew
On February 11, 2009 at 3:16 am
this is great. nice post.
nesita
On February 11, 2009 at 3:28 am
very interesting.
Kirsten Marsh
On February 11, 2009 at 7:51 pm
very cute, I’m gonna use one on my next birthday card
MW
On February 13, 2009 at 5:26 am
If you were a horse they’d have shot you by now.
nobert soloria bermosa
On February 14, 2009 at 7:12 am
funny
AC Hamilton III
On February 16, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Really funny. Great job. Nice ideas when a person is stuck in the Ol’ rut of creative writing gone dry.
AC
Morgana
On February 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Nice job, fun read
Joshua Miguel
On February 22, 2009 at 5:29 pm
very good post. i will try some of it. lol
Kate Smedley
On February 23, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Definitely worth a try, some fun ones there.
Nathan Grace
On February 25, 2009 at 5:37 am
Some good ideas. I always make jokes in cards, get mixed reactions though.
Ruby Hawk
On February 28, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Jokes are always fun. Why be so serious?
grace85
On March 3, 2009 at 6:08 am
great work….. i’ll try a few of these!
Grant Peterson
On March 3, 2009 at 10:22 pm
That is funny!
Destinedtobe
On March 5, 2009 at 4:52 am
I liked the one by Chili Davis the best! PETER PAN!
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