Have a Cheesy Valentines’ Day!

It’s that time of the year again. Love songs play on the radio, flower and chocolate sales are at an all time high, and red is the color of the season. Yes, friends, it’s time for Valentine’s Day.

Every year, more and more singles dread the month of February. Why? It really feels a bit awkward to see other people enjoying the 14th of February while you’re all alone by yourself. If you’re single and planning to get someone out for a date, this article would be very helpful.

Being humorous equates to being interesting and appealing. A girl or even a guy would be looking for someone who can make them laugh and who are always ready to crack a joke. This love month, let me be your modern-day Cupid to help you win a YES from your dream date. Read on to arm yourself with these cheesy pick-up lines and make someone smile!

• Please pick my heart up. I just fell for you.
• They say that it’s free to dream. Are you free? ‘Cause you’re my dream.
• I just want to be with you twice: Now and Forever.
• Are you a dictionary? ‘Cause you give meaning to my life.
• Where do you want to get married? Me? Just next to you.
• What now if you have History? We have chemistry!
• Are you running for the elections? ‘Cause my parents are voting for you!
• Are you Google? ‘Cause everything I have been searching for, I’ve found in you.
• Miss, are you a music album?  I’m single!
• Are you a monkey? ‘Cause you’ve been clinging to my heart.
• Do you need a bucket? ‘Cause your beauty is overflowing.
• Do not leave your valuables unattended. So I’m just going to stay beside you.
• You’re like a book’s table of contents. ‘Cause all the pages of my life have you as the topic.
• Are you a Pokemon? ‘Cause “I choose you!”
• You’re like my false teeth; I can’t smile without you.
• I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
• There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.
• You must be a broom, ‘cause you just swept me off my feet
• Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to my prayers.
• I think I have seen you before. Maybe in my dreams.
• You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• If you were a drug, I would overdose!
• Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? ‘Cause you sure make my heart melt!
• I hate all the letters in the alphabet, but I love U.