Only a Mathematical Error: The World Will Actually End in October
by Preacher says world will actually end in October? Duh! What a shame that Camping keeps on putting himself into a big joke. It is more shameful if you believed him!
Every time I hear people talk about the botched prediction of the “May 21st Doom’s Day”, I can’t help myself but to chuckle. I was suppose to write an article entitled Things-to-Do Before the Doom’s Day and planned to submit it on the 20th of May at Triond. To make my article more exciting, I decided to ask my colleagues about their opinions or the things they want to do before the world end. The following things were their answers:
- I will commit suicide.(the coward guy)
- I will poison my self. Better to be killed softly.(another coward guy)
- I will kiss each of family members and relatives (cheesy).
- I will eat everything I want (the heaviest in our group)
- I will just sleep (the killer of joy).
- I will play all day long (the youngest officemate)
- What’s that? (a colleague who was not updated to the news)
- I will charge all the people who owe me money.(the bad guy)
- I forgive everybody who offended me. (the nice guy)
- It’s not true! Only God knows when the world will end. Those idiots who spread that absurd idea will be ashamed after tomorrow! (The smart guy)
- All of us must reflect to ourselves and go to church and seek God. Let us all repent on our sins and ask for His forgiveness. (the religious mate)
If you really did numbers 1 & 2, you are not coward but stupid instead. But if you stand on numbers 10 & 11 then you chose the safest things to do. On October 22, let us all wait on the things Camping will tell the world. I am quite sure that he will tell us that he committed a mathematical error again and the world will actually end in March.
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Post Commentravitej
On May 24, 2011 at 10:41 pm
nice article.good idea that is asking your colleagues.
Eunice Tan
On May 24, 2011 at 10:45 pm
Lucky I choose no. 10 & 11.
papaleng
On May 25, 2011 at 2:58 am
I pick 3 and 9.. But what’s the heck! hindi mangyayari yan. Baliw yang si Camping.
webseowriters
On May 25, 2011 at 6:32 am
a useful share
arielcnacion
On May 25, 2011 at 9:46 am
haha.. sumbong kita sa mga officemates. palagay ko di mo pinagpaalam na gagawin mong article. haha. pero mapapatawad ka naman ni number 9. lol
jrabraham
On May 25, 2011 at 8:45 pm
Haha! tama ka dyan arielcnacion
missy
On May 29, 2011 at 12:52 am
haha!funny list!
kanivel
On May 30, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I enjoyed your sense of humour. Your comments in the brackets are so witty. Lol
lene21
On May 31, 2011 at 5:16 am
LOL yeah I found this hilarious when I found out about October. Harold Camping is a complete fool. He needs physciatric help. I actually feel sorry for him now as he’s clutching a straws hoping to be takin up to heaven when really if Judgment Day does come and it’s a big IF he won’t be going to heaven, he’ll be going down the way
Comical list, I enjoyed it, thanks very much for the share.