Political Halloween Costume Ideas for You or The Kids
by Everyone has this problem at least once in their lifetime, What the hell should I dress up as for Halloween? Well if you have a some what twisted sense of humor these might be for you.
The first idea that just came to me requires 3 people: A child, You, and another adult friend. This is more of a theme idea.
1. First dress up as George bush, this costume will not be complete without a child’s book in hand. I will explain later why the book is important. Next have your child wear a backpack, like he is in school. Your other adult friend should dress up as a secret service agent. It takes a little bit of intelligence to get but George should have the child’s book open at all times reading to the child while the Service agent whispers in Your ear. Get it? Messed up I know but if done correctly should work out flawlessly.
This next Costume Idea also requires a little bit of knowledge of history to understand. It is a two person costume.
2. You or your other adult friend should first dress up as J.F.K. while the other person dresses up as Fidel Castro, both parties need to be smoking Cuban Cigars to make this complete. Another way to make this theme a bit more humorous would be to offer others a cigar and not allowing them to take one.
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This last Political Costume Idea doesn’t have the same truthful scheme to it but all the same, quite humorous. Only requires on person.
3. First, gather up some hippie like attire, clothing with Marijuana Leafs on it, Tore up pants, basically anything that an average Joe can easily label you as a Pot Smoker. To finish this costume off you only need one last thing, put on a Ronald Reagan Mask. You can always bring along your drunk Girlfriend to be Reagan’s wife if you want to add a special touch.
Well there you go, if you had no idea what to wear on Halloween there are my politically incorrect ideas. If I offended anyone, I do apologize for being an American that pays attention 
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