Single People Love Valentine’s Day
Single people just love being out there on Valentine’s Day, watching everybody else get swooned away with flowers and being loved while they are all alone.
Have you ever been single on Valentines Day? it’s the most wonderful feeling in the world knowing that you’re probably the only person in the neighborhood that will be alone on valentines day! Having nobody to go home to sitting in the dark and eating chocolate and getting fat.
Every single person loves to watch couples sit around kissing and sucking each others face paying no attention to the public’s eye. Sometimes they sit there watching people grope at each other and then slip away to nowhere. In nowhere we always sit around drinking coffee/hot chocolate and snicker.
Being alone on valentines day may not be what you think it is but it is everything I think it is, it’s the best feeling in the world watching every other person in the neighborhood be swooned away while I get to go home to a dark house with nobody home just me and my lonesome.
Valentines day was a day invented to spite couples and a day to make single people feel like they’re the most important people in the world! It was invented in the day when single women were considered the queen bee of the colony and couples were looked down at!
Flowers make me sick so watching guys surprise their girlfriends with flowers! What a stupid dude, he actually thinks that flowers will make her happy. (gags) I’m really glad I’m not with a dude this year so that way I don’t have to pretend to like flowers and pretend to be happy when he buys me chocolate and tries to fill me up and get me fat again.
Tell me again how much you love being somebody that has to spend hundreds and thousands of dollars every year on gifts for somebody you probably won’t be with the following year. Imagine how much those couples waste! It’s such a joy to be single.. especially on Valentines Day!
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