The 12 Happy Stories of Christmas

Here is a collection of 12 happy little Christmas stories that you can read to the kids at bedtime!

1 – Twas the night before Christmas and it’s time for bed…so shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

2 – There was a jolly fat man named Saint Nick …who wanted you to shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

3 – On the first day of Christmas…shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

4 – One day a magic talking snowman came to town and …he wanted you to shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

5 – On Christmas Eve, after working hard making toys all year long, all Santa’s elves wanted…was for you to shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

6 – Silent night…Quiet night…All will be calm…When you shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

7 – And the Three Wise Men had traveled far to see the new born King.  They found him in a stable, laying in a manger, and wrapped only in swadling clothes.  And as they looked down upon him, they were heard to say…shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

8 – You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout or I’ll poke you in the eye…now shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

9 – Oh our Christmas tree, oh our Christmas tree will catch on fire and burn up…if you don’t shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

10 – Have a holly jolly Christmas…now shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

11- On Christmas Eve, he was heard to exclaim as he flew out of sight: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!  Now shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!

12 -  Once upon a time…shut the hell up and go to sleep!!!  (I know that had nothing to do with Christmas, so feel free to use this one year round!)