Top Ten “New” Valentine’s Gifts

So you just met this pretty mamita and it just so happens to be Valentine’s time. Cool, don’t frete about how to impress her therelationship doesn’t deserve the stree yet, so keep it simple and fun. I created a simplistic fail proof topo ten list for your new squeeze. You have to do something out of principle, but treat it like a normal day. the only tension that should be in the air is sexual tension.

1. Buy her a pair of ethnic earrings (if she’s not pierced get her a waist chain). This is inexpensive, exotic and creatively thoughtful. Come with wine a card and decisive intentions.

2. A $30 Victoria Secret gift card is great. Pair this with a nice Valetine’s card wrapped in a bow and you have a subtle gesture and ice breaker. Vikie always has sales so she’ll be cool- keep it simple.

3. Meet for drinks after work. Get there first with a rose and a stuffed whatever animal. Don’t go to a bar, got to a restaurant that has a bar. Order a shot first then hit the specials on the Margaritas- take control.

4. A picnic is cool, just keep it simple and watch the weather. Bring fun foods you can eat with your hands, a card and one rose.

5. Cook for her at your place. Make a non- tomato based pasta, serve wine with vodka, give a card and serve chocolate strawberries- take control.

6. Show up to her house with pizza, wine, with vodka and a card with one rose.

7. Bring Massage oil, a card, some small candles, candy and take control.

8.Get one of those bubble bath kits and some massage oil, candles and chocolate syrup- take control.

9.Show up in the evening with one rose, a card, a bottle of wine with vodka and a pack of condoms. Be confident and take control.

10. A teddy bear, a card, wine with vodka, whip cream with chocolate syrup and a box of condoms wrapped in nice gift paper. Take control

Remember, always get a card, always serve wine mixed with vodka, always have condoms. Take control and have fun.