Turkey Season

Obama: “I hate being a turkey this time of year.”

Bush: “I know what you mean.”

Obama: “You should know – you’re the prince of turkeys.”

Bush: “Hey – watch it wise guy. Being a turkey is one thing, but being called a turkey is another.”

Obama: “Gobble gobble.”

Bush: “I hope I escape the ax this year.”

Obama: “Yeah, I hope I do, too. There were Republicans who weren’t so lucky last year… No offense.”

Bush: “None taken.”

Obama: “Say, between turkeys, it would really help your chances if you lost some weight.”

Bush: “I could use a friend from PETA – the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Obama: “There’s nothing like a vegetarian Thanksgiving – maybe more people will try it.”