Americans Suffer as “Global Warming” Tightens Its Grip on the Nation This December
by PINE BLUFFS – As the year 2008 winds to a close, Americans are fighting valiantly against the onslaught of global warming, which tightened its grip on this nation of 300 million citizens, out there. .. well, you know, clinging to their guns and their religion in a futile attempt to keep cool.
Undaunted by scientific studies showing that since 1998 annual temperatures around the planet have actually been falling steadily and we may be coming to the end of a 200-year warming trend, he continued, “Let us resolve that all nations – including my own – will act with seriousness of purpose, and reduce the carbon we send into our atmosphere. This is the moment to give our children back their future. This is the moment to stand as one.” That said, Obama boarded his jet black, state-of-the art, heavily-armored limousine, and drove off, reducing carbon emissions at every RPM of its 8-cylinder, 500+ horsepower engine, of course.
After he won the election, Mr. Obama demonstrated his support for another means of cleaning up our environment; re-cycling. Setting an example for all of us, he named many of those who served the last Democrat president, Bill Clinton, to positions in his upcoming Administration. “Re-cycling is an important step in cleaning up our environment,” our President-elect said. “Coupling this with my belief that everyone in this country deserves a chance to start over? Well, I intend to see that these people get that second chance.” When an overeager reporter asked if that meant the same tired old Democrat policies would also be trotted out and re-cycled, the steely-eyed Mr. Obama offered no comment. The young reporter was later seen being escorted out of the hall by heavily armed, riot gear clad police, and into a Paddy Wagon waiting at the curb, its engine and heater running to keep the police officers inside warm.
And in New York City late on December 24th, a jolly old man in a red suit with white trim was stopped as he criss-crossed the icy skies above the city in a sleigh full of toys, pulled by eight tiny reindeer. “That man is a menace to area residents,” Police Commissioner Raymond Kelly later said in an interview with a reporter from The New York Times. “His reindeer are spewing methane all over our fair city and its residents.” The story can be found right under the article describing how that newspaper is mortgaging its office equipment to fund its massive debt.
That our new leader will make every effort in the future to reduce global warming using the latest technology and methods, while promising that nothing he does will adversely effect the economy of our nation, eliminate jobs, and neither raise our taxes nor the cost of goods and services to any of us, rich or poor, is truly a blessing. Yes, we have a lot to be thankful for this Christmas!
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Post CommentAnthony Joseph Sacco
On January 13, 2009 at 1:49 pm
And now we have this:
Mr. Obama, who said action on climate change would be a priority in his administration, last month picked Carol M. Browner as global warming czar. He tapped Mrs. Browner to fill a new position as White House coordinator of climate and energy policies. What’s frightening is that this appointment does not need Senate confirmation.
Who is she? Until last week, Browner was listed as a memeber of Socialist International, and one of 14 leaders of that socialist group’s Commission for a Sustainable World Society, which calls for “global governance” and says rich countries must shrink their economies to address climate change.
By Thursday, January 8, attempting to hide this from the American public, Mrs. Browner’s name and biography had been removed from Socialist International’s Web page, though a photo of her speaking June 30 to the group’s congress in Greece was still available.
Socialist International is an umbrella group for many of the world’s social democratic political parties such as Britain’s Labor Party. It supports socialism and is harshly critical of U.S. policies.
The group’s Commission for a Sustainable World Society, the organization’s action arm on climate change, says the developed world must reduce consumption and commit to binding and punitive limits on greenhouse gas emissions.
Mr. Obama’s transition team, spinning valiently, said Mrs. Browner’s membership in the organization is not a problem (what else could they say?)and that it brings experience in U.S. policymaking to her new role.
Supporting what this writer said in his article about Mr. Obama’s re-cycling efforts, Mrs. Browner ran the Environmental Protection Agency under President Clinton. Until she was tapped for the Obama administration, she was on the board of directors for the National Audubon Society, the League of Conservation Voters, the Center for American Progress and former Vice President Al Gore’s Alliance for Climate Protection.
Her name has also been removed from the Gore organization’s Web site list of directors. Slimy? You bet, but totally in character for Mr. Gore, whose lies and half-truths about his own background, turned voters off when he ran for President against George W. Bush.
Anthony Joseph Sacco, Sr.
On January 15, 2009 at 6:43 pm
And January 2009 shows no sign of a letup!
The 2nd weekend of January produced a winter storm that deposited up to a foot of snow in parts of the midwest and New England, causing a 59-vehicle pileup in New Hampshire, and deaths in Maryland and Michigan.
The National Weather Service reported 8 inches of snow at Blissfield and Morenci, Michigan, and more than 6 inches fell on Detroit. The Service also forecast a 2nd winter storm for the southern Greatl Lakes and Indiana later this week.
The Pacific Northwest? Washington remains on flood alert as three rivers there flooded due to heavy rains and melting snow that produced extensive damage to roads and property.