Avoid a DUI Without Help or Having to Drive Drunk

When you go out drinking and get to drunk should not drive home drunk. DUI There is a simple plan you can make to keep from getting a DUI or killing anybody. All you have to do is plan your night ahead of time. You do not go into a bar by accident. You defiantly do not get drunk by accident. Driving drunk is not an accident either it is a choice. You can plan for the end of you night drunk at the bar just as easily as you do the beginning of the night. You plan to look nice, smell nice, and have money in your pocket to go get drunk. All you really need to do to be safe is decide not to drive drunk before you leave your house and give yourself permission to sleep in your car. Decide before you start your night that it is not a problem to sleep the drunk off with out a DUI. The next thing you need to do is throw a pillow and blanket in the car. These two things will make the night much better for you. A bottle of water in the car will be a much appreciated luxury. Here are steps to bring your plan together. Once you are drunk enough and want to go home, go to your car and get in on the passenger side. Make sure it is not the drive side. Drop the keys in the back floor board. This is a vital step to not get a drive drunk. DUI If the car is turned on you are going to jail for drunk drive DUI. If the keys are in the ignition or front floor the cop could push giving you a DUI for drive drunk, by saying you dropped the keys trying to start the car. Next roll the windows down about one inch, just enough to get your hand up to the knuckles through but no more. Later the ladies will peck on the window and ask are you alive, then ask the other ones with them “Is he dead?” If you do not answer they will try to reach in the window and wiggle their fingers at you. What makes the whole thing so funny is after worrying for your life they will stagger to their car and drive away leaving without doing anything about your being dead except wiggling their fingers at you. You can sleep the drunk off in your car in the parking lot of any bar because if the bar hassles you to leave and you drive drunk, they are liable right along with you. Sleep in the car until you are really sober then drive home without being drunk. This is a way to avoid a DUI and not have to bum a ride or bother anybody else. This plan to avoid a dui drunk drive costs no extra money either, unlike a DUI for trying to drive DUI.