Beware! a Cell Phone is a Live Dynamite

        Will keeping a cell phone right close to your body affect your reproductive potency too?  It could perhaps.  Bachelors, be careful. You don’t want to  lose your manhood, do you?

         And now comes the news from the University of California that  a pregnant mother using a cell phone is likely to produce a baby  with behavioural problem.  What sort of behavioural syndrome? Dr.Leeka  Khelfets has  not spelt it out but it might put the  parents, the schools and  psychologists into some kind of quandary.  They wouldn’t know why the children behave so strangely not given to any kind of logic.  So, let us keep our fingers crossed.  A good precaution would be for pregnant mothers to desist from using the cell.   Please give it some rest for the well  being of your baby     

         Earlier it was the scientists who have been giving such frightening news pieces  and now the University professors have also  joined the bandwagon. Can’t the professors suggest some anti dote measure  also for the ills the cell phone will be showering upon us?  Something like a kind of metallic cover which will confine the radiation to the body frame  and not allow it to come out of the machine and harm us?

        But one elementary step I suggest is, keep the cell away from your body.  In this regard, the ladies are lucky because   they usually  keep the cell in their handbag  which doesn’t come in contact with the body. Why not henceforth men also sport a suitable hand bag, called ‘Men’s hand bag’ ?