Breast Implants That Go Boom!

Airport security is in for a completely new type of search, where last week M15 agency has uncovered a new Al Qaeda tactic to smuggle equipped female suicide bombers into countries around the world. Apparently, the terrorist group has devised a plot to have doctors implant actual bombs into the breast of their female members. This tactic makes it virtually impossible for Airport Security to detect the explosives using standard procedures.

In addition, the M15 agency has also found that some male members of Al Qaeda are also having explosive buttock implants.

These new findings will not only force airport security to up their game, but will also make those ridiculously long lines longer as well as make the normally uncomfortable strip search even more intense. Between Brazil and LA, alone you can only imagine how soon you would have to get to the airport before you attempt at making that flight.  

For more information, please visit Richard Metzger’s article at http://www.thisisbrandx.com/2010/03/busted-british-spy-agency-discover-radicals-booby-trap-plot.html