Catwalk, Duck-waddle, Elephant-walk

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Size Zero Catwalk Models:

When Size Zero slim models sashay down ramps under spotlights, doing the Catwalk, swaying to some snazzy beats, the obese and overweight women just keep looking enviously. Well, not any more. Not that cats with four legs walk like these fashion models with two legs, swaying their hips and swinging their arms. Anyway thanks to Bonatella Dresscase, heavyweight fashion designer of gay Paree who has brought out a new fashion range of Hippo brand dresses for XXXL, 45″ waist, Super Heavyweight women.

Enter The Duck Waddle:

Women models with a waistline of 45″ and above, weighing 90-kg. and more were hand-picked by Mme. Dresscase to display her Hippo designer wear and Autumn Collection. The sexy robotic duck-waddle comes naturally to fat women and resembles a swaying Titanic afloat a tsunami. In Calcutta, Chennai, Delhi and Mumbai we have a lot of pure vegetarian women who consume a lot of sweets and food cooked in clarified butter. They have the look of a a giant Refrigerator with Pumpkin-hips and are natural duck-waddlers. Mme.Dresscase has built special ramps with a Nylon-Concrete Mix to withstand the duck-waddle onslaught in Paris. Suffice it to say that the pre-opening bookings for Size-XXXL Hippo brand, from USA, India, Samoa, Russia, Togo Islands and Japan have crossed all estimates.

Baby Elephant Walk:

When Mme.Dresscase comes to the forefront with such XXXL-dresses and Duckwaddle Models, surely Monsieur Giardia Harmony will not be far behind? He has re-invented the Baby Elephant Walk for his Size-XXXXL male models, parading exclusive male line Elephant Suits. Men looking like Sumo wrestlers are stomping across steel ramps in London and Monte Carlo. The last such show held in Chicago, USA with Fall Elephant Collections was a grand sellout. The bulk buying has been confined to the Roofmart chain, spread across USA. These elephantine models without their trunks, I mean elephant-trunks, enjoyed walking out there to that popular Baby Elephant Walk of Lawrence Welk.

Conclusion:

Relax, overweight folks of the world. This is just a spoof on the Fashion World in general with a veiled warning to the obese eating machines of the world. Loose weight or else end up in the coffin through the Cardiac Ward Intensive Care Unit. So, all you overweight folks, “Integrate Against Obesity and Disintegrate Body Blubber”. You have nothing to lose but fat, and gain health in the bargain.