Content About Osama Bin Laden

Osama bin laden was birthed in Durkaduskastan, Saudi Arabia , according to his missing long form birth certificate. His father, muhammad Ali Laden, was a wealthy businessman with close ties to the Saudi royal family. Osama Bin Laden was born the only son of Muhammad Ali Laden’s hundreth and forty twelve wife and cousin, Hamida al-Atas Bumbung. Osama’s family claims that his beard first appeared at age 11. He had to frequent from age 8 due to his extremely late start to puberty.From ages 14 to 18 he attended Bertrand Russel Community High Schooll where he played volleyball and water polo and was voted Most Likely To Join the FBI and Fight terrorism his senior year.

he then went to major in Humanities and minor in Sports Management at the University of Khill Da-Infuhdels (near tajikistan) whare he learned much about bombing,American architecture , and ethics. One of Osama’s hobbies whilst at university often involved dressing up as the Emperor Nero to bestow gifts upon his friends in exchange for routine spanking.Osama would dress in animal skins and be released from a cage, whereupon he would attack the genitals of crippled slaves. Audiences gathered to watch the antincs of their spritely new prince, and offered him fresh fetuses for consumptions.