Debatable Subjects You Shouldn’t Stick Your Nose in

Global Warming

Quit trying to stop it, because it doesn’t make a difference. Watch the discovery channel once in the while, people. If you did/do, you’d know that we’re in between ice ages, and once the next one comes, the planet will be restored, and all of the damage we’ve done will be undone. Stop wasting your time trying to convince someone to pick up one measly piece of trash, you piece of trash.

You really want to make a difference? Then go buy a gun, go to the most populated area you can think of, and start firing wildly into the crowd, trying to take as many strangers out as possible. Once you’re done with that, put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger.

What all this means is, humans are destroying the environments, humans are causing global warming, humans are making every other species go extinct, and humans are the biggest parasite on this big blue marble. The only way to make a difference is to disappear, to die off, but we’re all too selfish for our survival to care about anything else but ourselves. Any person that hasn’t committed suicide and cares about global warming and all of the other crap attached to it, I strongly advise you to do so; if you really care, that is.

Wars

They’re going to happen whether you like them or not; regardless of what you do, they’ll still be there. The only action you can perform is a revolution; try overthrowing the government- maybe then you can take over and change the course of the country as you see fit. Good luck trying to not get assassinated.

There are so many random things that have no meaning that people still fight for. Instead of wasting your time protesting, you could be at work, saving for your child’s college tuition. But you are so caring of everything else that you don’t even tend to your own family’s needs. Shame on you.

Driving Age

Not much to say about it. Just hold your horses, you’ll have the rest of your life to drive.

Immigration

Quit complaining, America was founded on emigrants. That means that somewhere down the line, your ancestors came here for opportunity, just like the sorry guy getting searched by border patrol.

Everyone believes in America, the land of opportunity, just as long as that opportunity is for them. Human rights only exist if you’re from the U.S. of A; if you’re not American, you’re not human, apparently. That’s probably where the term “alien” comes from, right? (Not really) Just because you are American does not make you better than the guy that wants to become an American. So you’re a patriot, lover of the red, white and blue, alright, cool. Now take that pride and keep it to yourself, because trying to become a citizen of this country isn’t anti-American or terrorist, like you always assume.

Premarital Sex

This is a view largely based on religion, simply put. It’s an understandable fear that if your son/daughter will be ramming or getting rammed, a “mistake” will happen. If you’re in a similar situation, scroll back up top and read the section titled “Abortion”.

This is a conservative view; trying to keep things as they once were. Well if you follow that logic, you probably also believe that a woman should do nothing but stay at home all day, cook meals, wash clothing, clean, and have babies. That’s called being sexist, FYI.

“The times they are a-changin’,” Bob Dylan once sang. And as this is a fact that we all have to slowly embrace, it isn’t the fact itself as much as the philosophical message it sends. The times are changing, that’s why you should change with them. This might just be my opinion, but I wouldn’t see much of a problem if a person finds “The One,” and truly believes that they will be together until death do they part.

Other Subjects That You Should Avoid but Don’t Have Much to Talk About

• Teaching religion in schools.
• Gay marriage
• Stem-Cell Research
• Your imagination (joke)

Just remember, whether it’s abortion, legal ages, warning labels, global warming, sexism, death penalties, wars, immigration, or just sex in general, it usually isn’t your place to judge or comment. Keep your mouth shut, your ears sewed, and your head turned, because probably over 90% of your conversation time could be better used to benefit you instead of making you lose hairs. Most of your societal outbursts are useless, and will most likely not change a single thing. Sometimes you just have to accept things for what they are, and get on with your life.