Every day some new do-gooder is trying to save us from ourselves.

We have so many laws and safety commissions to ensure our safety that it seems almost impossible to have an accident. The problem is that we need accidents …. Lots of them!

Danger is nature’s way of eliminating stupid people. Without safety, stupid people die in accidents (I’m not including the innocents they take with them). With safety, however well-intentioned it may be, we are devolving into half-witted mutants, because idiots, who by all rights should be dead, are spared from their rightful early graves and are free to breed even more imbeciles.

Let’s do away with safety and improve our species. Take up drinking, jaywalk, play with blasting caps, swim right after a big meal, do drugs, stick something small in your ear. Take your choice of dangerous activity and do it with gusto.

Future generations will thank you.