Fatal Attraction It Can Happen to You!

“Yup your waving your arm now, is that a test David I told you I’m outside, don’t be ungrateful answer the door honey”

So I did answer the door and I got changed quickly and we went to a restaurant. June insisted on paying for the meal, I protested but she said it was her treat for just turning up out of the blue. June drove me home and I said good night. As I was walking into the foyer of my apartment block June was following me! I am ashamed to say you have guessed what came next we repeated our encounter from the night club!. My fate was surely written from then on in.

I thought this may have been the end of the relationship such as it was, I thought she would have me out of her system by now. I tried several times to be diplomatic and end seeing her. However hard I tried to end seeing her June would turn on the pressure to see me. June had my home phone No and my mobile phone No, she had my address and my premises address. There was no getting away from her.

When I went out for a meal or a few drinks with my friends she would miraculously turn up uninvited! A little bird on my shoulder told me June had been spotted parked outside my apartment watching for when I came home. I could arrive at my apartment in the early hours of the morning and two seconds after I got through the front door my buzzer would sound and there was June waiting to come in and see me! She often came in with gifts of expensive Vodka or some cigarettes and a gold lighter as a present!

For some of you guys reading this you are thinking what am I complaining about? June supplied me with work as much as she could, June showered me with presents and meals all she wanted was me. However I did not have the same feelings for June  its became living nightmare!

I resorted to changing my routine. I had doubled lined curtains fitted so my reflection could not be seen through the windows. I fitted a cut out switch to my door buzzer after my neighbours complained of the door buzzer going off at all hours of the morning.

This sorry story culminates with June turning up at my door step in the early hours of a Sunday morning with a suit case and she was covered in bruises from head to toe. She had told her husband about me and he had thrown her out of the house and vowed to come around and see me!

I had to take a stand I refused to let June into my apartment, I further told her to give her husband my address and I would face him and tell him the whole truth and I f I got a beating so be it I could not live like this anymore!

I am glad to say this is where the story finishes, June’s husband thought better of it and decided to not visit me as he had met me before and he didn’t fancy his chances in a fight with me. I never saw June again. Please take this true life story as a warning to all you single guys and girls. Make very sure if you do happen to have a one night stand that you ask all the right questions before such as,

“Are you married, Do you boil Rabbits, are you mentally unstable and prone to stalking and obsessive behaviour?

Please take care out there on the single scene.

Lord Banks