Reports Claim Osama Bin Laden Still Lives
by Claims state Bin Laden is alive and not dead.
“That will be five pounds please.”
In light of the past few weeks claiming that terrorist leader Osama Bin Laden was shot during a US Special Forces raid in Pakistan, reports are now being spread around the world that he has been spotted alive and well.
The latest claim – and most bizarre – is that the former Al Qaeda leader is alive and working in a UK Fish and Chip shop.
Rumour has it that Bin Laden works varying shifts in a Fish and Chip shop in the North of England. According to locals, the man who serves them their favorite fish and chip supper is none other than the man the US claims was killed by US Navy Seals in a raid on his secret hideout in Pakistan.
One local who wishes to remain anonymous states that Bin Laden was polite and happy to converse whilst serving up a kebab.
“He was very polite and appeared very educated”, claims the local. “He spoke to me about how happy he was working in a local Fish Bar where the customers were always polite”.
Another resident who also wishes to have his identity removed from this report commented that Bin Laden “served up extra chips with his order”.
Other reports claim the notorious terrorist leader is alive and well and a member of the Alliance Against Smoking Grass.
There have been reports that Bin Laden is now driving a wedding car and others claim he is a window cleaner.
If anything there are going to be many stories circulating regarding the truth behind Osama Bin Laden’s death.
Should these claims be true, one would suggest the UK and US Government place an order for a bag of fish and chips.
Liked it
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
Post CommentMelanie T
On May 26, 2011 at 5:22 pm
Bin Laden is dead and being served as fish with chips! Or at least he sleeps with the fish! Of course people are going to claim he is still alive. Not that I wanted to see pics of him with a hole in his head but hey, without them we can only go by the “word” that says he is, and you know what good “the word is”!
alvinwriter
On May 26, 2011 at 9:04 pm
I heard Elvis is still alive.
joeulman
On May 26, 2011 at 10:01 pm
I think Bin Laden is alive and not dead.
——————————-
Fix, Clean and speed up your PC FREE !
Jimmy Shilaho
On May 26, 2011 at 11:13 pm
I think Obama should invade the UK the way Bush invaded Iraq. I want to meet Osama before they kill him again, a very interesting article.
School Boy
On May 26, 2011 at 11:23 pm
nice share…
Tiki33
On May 26, 2011 at 11:55 pm
Well they still say Tupac is still alive. All I can say is I have yet seen the proof! God knows the truth and that is what really matters!
Lord Banks
On May 27, 2011 at 5:31 am
Ummm I think the DNA tests etc confirmed they for once killed the right man! but theses articles do well for hits! I can see why you did it he, he, LB
CHIPMUNK
On May 27, 2011 at 6:58 am
Great updated info
KittyK
On May 28, 2011 at 3:57 am
I have no doubt that Osama is long gone and dead in the ocean. People will always try to make claims some people are alive…
anndavey650
On May 28, 2011 at 9:31 am
It was odd that the body was quickly disposed off wasn\’t it? But a major league government would never lie to us… surely not? *Grins*
Alyssa M.
On June 6, 2011 at 8:21 pm
for many to believe. they must have proof that osama really is dead!!
duck01
On June 15, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Interesting theory.