Should Abortion be Considered Manslaughter?

Legal abortions might be the best thing about America.  In how many other countries do people kill their own children because they were impregnated by mistake and do not want to bear the strenuous burden of caring for another human.  In this dog-eat-dog world, these unborn babies must fend for themselves if they wish to survive.  Do they expect to be attended to for every single second?  They have to grow up sometime, right?  It is ridiculous how the unborn expect people to make sacrifices in their lives, so it is only right to completely take theirs.

One of the good things about abortions in America is that if you are underage, you do not need parental consent to get one.  That way, teenagers do not have to feel embarrassed of telling their parents that they were having sex and, not to mention, it was unprotected.  Or maybe they were only trying to have a good time, but the condom broke (for some reason, parents are not proud of their children for trying to be safe).  Since teenagers have the highest level of knowledge of all Americans, it only makes sense for them to be responsible for another’s life.

What America should do is get rid of all the laws regarding murder.  This way, if someone is giving you a hard time or happens to get in your way, you can just kill them. Also, no one will ever have to worry about issues relating to over-population in the states.  This is quite possibly the ultimate solution to every possible dilemma.  Imagine what can be achieved with all of this murder.  The world would be a much better place to live in with these improvements.

The best thing, hands-down, about abortion is that we can use these babies to clone.  All you have to do to clone someone is kill another person and take his or her stem cells.  It is not a very difficult concept for one to grasp.  The only problem with this is that the rest of the unborn baby goes to waste, besides the stem cells.  The government should devise a plan to prepare the wasted remains as a meal and use it to feed the poor.  Might as well kill two birds with one stone, right?

If every country in the world could follow America’s lead, they could too reap the benefits of abortion.  By allowing the youth to make decisions based on their vast experience, it is possible to stop this worldwide outburst of births.  This also allows for young people to not get overly embarrassed for making the trivial mistake of getting knocked up.  Violence is one of the greatest forms of dealing with social problems. If you are perturbed by something, you could just go out and terminate its life.  It is also possible to take advantage of cloning with abortions by taking the stem cells of the baby.  Cloning could become an amazing trend and with it, there would never have to be another birth again.  Abortion is also the solution to world hunger, with all of the dead baby remains being used as food. This could be an amazing revolution to the survival of the entire human race.