Shut Up, and Go Faster
A brief satirical observation about the state of our GTD world.
When the time comes to pay for all of this interaction, remember to be efficient here too. It’s no longer necessary to go to the bank and wait line to deposit your paycheck. It can be done automatically and electronically by your employer. You won’t have to trouble the teller with bringing up your account to withdraw that money either. Here is another chance to avoid the nuisance of conversation. You can drive up to an ATM and with a few pushes of a button your cash is in your hand. Cash is can be troublesome too, when you use it you have to make a physical exchange, and then wait for someone to count out your change and hand it back. Thanks to that same internet you now use for your social interactions and correspondence, you can pay all these bills without ever having to leave your house, or deal with other people.
Now get out there and be productive. Keep in mind that people slow you down. Avoid conversation. Say as little as possible, and abbreviate everything. If possible stay in your home or office; when you can’t don’t leave the car. Follow these simple principals and you will become a proactive more beneficial member of society.
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Post Commentspankymcgee
On October 6, 2009 at 9:20 pm
I thought this was very well written. Good points… heavy satire, cliche’ profile though. I would work on the vernacular.