Sifu Dansac Explains Cannabis Again

BUT SIFU, THESE TESTS WERE DONE BY SCIENTISTS…

If a scientist said he had examined ten thousand Native American skulls to prove that the red man was less intelligent than the white, would you believe him or would you ask where he got so many skulls? Once you ask the right question, the answer is quite obvious; this ‘scientific issue’ was used as an excuse to slaughter thousands of Native Americans for ‘research purposes’.

HUH?

Sifu spell it out for any tabloid reading Laui who maybe getting lost by high-brow metaphorical argument; the same lies that are told now were being told a hundred years ago. All the research since has been funded by people with a vested interest in propagating these lies. For every research paper say cannabis bad, there is a mountain of research that say cannabis good. Basically, deciding which drugs are legal and which are not is a major control system on modern society.

BUT IF ALL DRUGS WERE LEGALIZED, SOCIETY WOULD COLLAPSE…

Absolutely, but not for the reason you have been taught to believe. If all drugs were legal, there would be less crime because there would be no drugs dealers, only licensed shops. If there were no drug dealers, there would be less guns on the street, less armed gangs, and ergo less armed police. If drugs were legal, there would be less alcoholism, less alcohol related crime and vastly less criminal damage due to drunken disorder.

If drugs were legal, there would be no trade in Prozac and anti-depressants. Basically, millions of police, booze-peddlers and pharmacists would be out of business; if drugs were legal, there would be no drug-barons, only legitimate farmers; the CIA would go out of business, as would most arms dealers and the majority of violent gangs. Society would be richer, happier and much less violent.

BUT EVERYONE WOULD BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS!

No they wouldn’t. The statistics would go up, sure, but Sifu have already prove that statistics are usually lies; there would be more recorded drug use, but in real terms it would stay the same; people who self-medicate would carry on, people who don’t would not spontaneously start.

SO WHY DON’T THEY DO IT, SIFU? WHY ALL THESE LIES ABOUT DOPE?

The weight of all the lies, Laui; for one hundred years, right-wing racists have been building a vast edifice of lies and bullshit that has convinced millions of people that drugs are bad. The people who invent these lies knew they were lying, but the people who have told these lies since actually believe them. Pity these people, Laui, because they are steeped in their own bullshit so deep they think it is true. No government will dare legalize cannabis for fear of right wing press and uneducated masses screaming blue-murder.

When hysterical right-wing tabloids start screaming, reasoned debate goes out the window, which is exactly what the lying bastards want. If they even once admit to a lie, no one will believe them ever again. And people want to believe their leaders; to think that our governments, newspapers and legislators are lying through their ill-fitting dentures is absolutely terrifying. Suddenly everything you hear on TV is suspect and every politician, instead of being a trusted public servant, is nothing but a highly paid professional liar.

THEY LIED ONCE, SO THEY HAVE TO KEEP IT UP FOREVER?

That’s what happens when you tell a lie, Laui; it’s called the Spiral of Deceit. Think about any lie you ever heard; guaranteed, the longer that lie went unchallenged, the more lies built up around it. When you did challenge the lie, more lies were poured on top to further bury the truth. By the time you finally realize you are dealing with a liar, they have told you lies upon lies upon lies and nothing they have ever said can be trusted. Same with drugs; if government and media hold up them hands and admit they were lying about cannabis, suddenly everything they ever said comes under scrutiny. And guess what? Under the harsh light of truth, pretty much everything any politician ever said is a lie.

BUT SIFU, THAT’S DREADFUL! IT CAN’T BE TRUE… CAN IT?

You know its true, Laui, just like you know your leaders, newspapers, politicians, in fact the whole Establishment, has lied to you with every breath from the moment you were born. And it’s terrifying. The man or woman who can face this awful truth is very brave indeed, because it means that the entire world system is in fact an evil machine hell-bent on raping the human race to death, and smiling while they do it.

Most people are not this brave and Sifu cannot really blame them; how much easier to believe that the world is run by benevolent leaders under a benevolent God? Most people stop thinking when they reach the limits of their courage; it is unreasonable to expect normal working Laui to face the truth. Unfortunately, this kind of lily-livered thinking has allowed these evil fascist liars to seize control and screw us all royally for the past hundred years.

OH GOD…

Now you’re getting it, Laui. It’s okay to be scared, Sifu was scared too. Go through the fear, then cry the bitter tears of a child discovering that there is no Santa; afterwards will come the burning rage. And you are right to be angry, because there is nothing that one person can do in the face of such a towering edifice of lies. It is like a fortress, guarded by all the other victims of the lie who have yet to face the truth. The only thing you can do is to roll a big blunt and try to chill out; getting stoned is about the only rebellion left.

When Sifu think about cannabis, him always reminded of comedian Bill Hicks; “ Did you ever notice how alcohol and tobacco, which do nothing, are legal, while Cannabis and mushrooms, the drugs that open your eyes to the fact that you’re being fucked every day of your life… those drugs are against the law?”

Oh, Bill, it such a suspicious shame that you die so young. But fear not, Laui; Sifu is still here and him still smoking him home grown!

The world shall hear from me again!