Sifu Dansac Explains Globalization

Hello Laui, Nihau, Nihau! My name Sifu Dansac, I am Kung Fu master, I am comedian, I am know what is go on in the world. Recently, Sifu is lose him temper on-line and launch rabid attack on media, world politics and in particular on ‘War on Terror’. Sifu say terrorism is big lie, Al Qaeda is not really exist.

WHAT SIFU MEAN SAY THAT?

Sifu mean just this; do anyone really believe that world wide terrorist organisation hell-bent on world domination really exist? Come on, it like a movie, Laui; it like super villain in James Bond film, easy idea for Laui mind to comprehend. It just like when newspaper say immigrants to blame for unemployment or single mothers is responsible for high tax; it all bollox, Laui, simple answer made up hide complex truth.

Look at Afghanistan; seriously, is you actually think country like this able to threaten anyone? People in Afghanistan is collect water from well, not have electricity at home or glass in them windows. Afghanistan is among poorest nations on earth, technologically backward, ruled by extreme religious sect that oppress all modern development. Afghan peoples not know shit about America and them not care; them more worry about Taliban militia who police them streets and shoot people in the name of Allah.

No doubt Taliban is real, them been around for decades; Amnesty International is campaign for years and years for west to intervene in Afghanistan and put stop to Taliban rule. But Taliban is have no reason attack America; quite the opposite.

HISTORY OF AFGHANISTAN

You see Laui, in 1950s America is very afraid of Communism, especially from Russia. Russia is invade Afghanistan and America is go in to stop country from turning Red. To keep Commies out of Afghanistan, America is arm Taliban and put them in power. If you can’t be bother read history book, watch Rambo III; all the history is right there on big screen, show how America love Taliban long time. There is even evidence suggest Ossama Bin Laden was grow up in USA, study at university and join CIA. Therefore, Taliban have much to thank America for, since America put them in power; why then Taliban attack USA? Them not; first, them got no reason, second them got no capability. Seriously, Laui, what is America say after 9/11? America is say “now we bomb Afghanistan back to the stone age!”, and that exactly what happen.

Follow Sifu thought here; worldwide terrorist network would obviously know all about American military, would already be aware of fighter jet, huge army, aircraft carrier, helicopter, laser guided missile, satellite observation, air base all over world… all this stuff, worldwide organisation of terrorists would know. It would also know that there no chance, no chance at all, of victory by little bomb plot here and there; if them are smart enough to plot bombing of country on other side of globe, them smart enough to see it totally pointless. Only way them think them have a chance is if them not know how big is America, how many soldiers, how powerful weapons; if them not know these things, them not able plan attack in first place.

Here in west, we assume enemy is like us, have satellite and TV, know what is going on in the world. People in Afghanistan is not; Taliban is oppress all western things, keep people ignorant so them not want coca-cola or nice clothes. Taliban is not use this technology, them think it is evil; them is find America on old-fashioned map, make plans on paper if them make plans at all. Taliban very happy before 9/11, running Afghanistan and worshiping Allah. Why them attack, and more to point, how? Them is even involve in world trade, selling drugs to west; why them jeopardize? Taliban is real, but them is not world network; them is minute extremist faction, only bother world after America force them out of Afghanistan.