Sifu Dansac Explains Globalization

It the 21st century, Laui; it the future! People all over world have been wait for this with baited breath, crossed fingers and tight clenched butts, all excited about amazing world of the future. Here is future, right here, right now, and still you are look to tomorrow for better world; are you nuts? We got everything we need, Laui! We got TV and comfy sofa and technology for to do majority of work; why the hell we work so hard for all of this, if not to enjoy it? Why you daddy and grand daddy work so hard all them life, if not for you to have it better, drink more and have more sex and lie-in more often? What the point of be rich if you not take time to enjoy it?

The world is rich, Laui, so only reason we all work is to satisfy Capitalist greed; them want you live in shit so them can wipe them ass on silk. Yet there is enough paper in the world for all our asses, Laui; so long as we all agree to use paper, every man can wipe him own ass at leisure. Only when rich man need silk ass-wiper will you find poor man who can’t spare time from work to clean him own shit.