Stuttering Sally Considers Reading Body Language

I received an e-mail recently telling me that in order to
detect lies with body language you actually have to be
in a positive mindset. (You see, otherwise your suspect
will become more consciously guarded and aware of
the body language cues they might otherwise give off
unwittingly)

So- hmm–I thought; ‘That’s good to know that a sunny
disposition is necessary to detect a liar.’ I don’t know
when I’ll be needing this knowledge of
“Reading Body Language.” The people I hang out
with are pretty transparent. But then, they don’t have
many secrets, or skeletons in their closets! I guess
what I’m trying to say is; ‘They don’t have anything to
hide!’

Maybe I should reconsider my choice of friends.
Maybe these friends are just a little too boring!
I might be missing out on some serious adventure
in my life!

Now that I think of it, my friend Larry Liar,
a fisherman, has told me some pretty impressive
stories about the buick sized fish he has caught
using only his charm and good looks! Maybe he
was lieing to me all those times!

On second thought, maybe I will investigate
further about this “Reading Body Language”
course being offered.
If Larry Liar the fisherman has been lieing to me;
hmm – just maybe, my other friends, pathological
Pam and deceitful Donna have been lieing to me
too!