Ten Things I Would Write Lists of Ten Things About

Ten Things I Would Write Lists Of Ten Things About

by Lew Sethics

I’m not much of a “list person”, writing fiction means I can lie on the fly and not have to keep track of who said what, but if I were to start writing articles instead of stories…

Ten Things I Would Write Lists Of Ten Things About

1) Dinosaurs-Everyone loves dinosaurs, what’s cooler than a list of dinosaurs?
2) Right Angles and Their Brethren-This is a much neglected list.  How many times have you wished you could substitute something for that idiotic ninety degrees?
3) Science: Fact Or Fiction?-Ten most scientific thoughts of all Time/Space.
4) Ten Fingers of Death: Ten Best Oldschool Chinese Kung-Fu movies that teach totally unusable ancient Kung-Fu techniques to weak-kneed losers who become Masters in no time and then eschew women.
5) Ten Ways To Keep “Al” From Inviting Himself Over For Dinner Should You Find Yourself Inside Of An “Encor” Commercial.
6) Ten Fun Things That Don’t Involve Running From The Cops-mmmm-I can only come up with five so far, but I’m sure there’s some more out there.  I’m working on it.
7) Ten Creative Ways To Spend Ones Time Should One Feel Creative-Hands on interaction with the physical universe is the only way to go on those drug-induced “rainy days”.  Ten somethings or others.  Ten.
Ten Best Prescription Drugs-This one is self-explanatory.  Watch for the movie.
9) Ten Monster Trivia-What Do Poppy Seeds Have To Do With Vampires? etc.
10) Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?-Ten Victims Step Forward-Some Were Eaten Then Rescued-The Horror.

So there it is.
Peace.

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