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The Global Warming Lie

A humorous look at the reality of global warming…or lack thereof.

Now I want to talk about the biggest lie circulating the planet right now…Global Warming. I know many of you watch the mainstream media, and they are all hyped up about this so-called “Inconvenient Truth”, but let me assure you…it’s all a big fat lie. You have heard that the ice caps are melting, and the polar bears are becoming extinct. The fact is that polar bears are thriving. There are more now than 30 years ago when these same environmental terrorists were screaming about global cooling. Here is something to think about: (and beware, this is gonna take some common sense).

If the ice caps were melting at such a rate that the polar bears were dying, wouldn’t these same ice caps be friggin gone by now? Since they are not gone that would mean that they aren’t melting fast enough for the polar bear to be dying out. Here’s one more thing to keep in mind…the friggin bear can swim! If the block of ice he’s standing on suddenly melts beneath his feet, he will swim to the one a few feet away. Try this experiment. Open your freezer and see if your ice cubes are melting. Still frozen? Since the north pole is colder than your freezer wouldn’t you think the ice would still be frozen there as well? Here is where all of you nutcase global warming fools can slap your forehead and say “duh”.Here is something else about global warming that you might never think of. When the weather gets hot, streams and rivers dry up at least somewhat. If the entire planet becomes warmer, it will be a good thing if the ice caps melt and sea levels rise because we will need water throughout the rest of the world. I know.

That’s a little sarcastic, but look at it this way. These environmentalists tell us that the earth is getting anywhere from 1/10 of one degree to perhaps a couple degrees warmer. I happen to know for a fact that even 10 degrees warmer will not melt the ice caps because it’s much colder than that up there. Take a visit back to grade school science…ice starts to melt at just above 32 degrees fahrenheit. So am I supposed to believe that thousands of square miles of ice is teetering at about 31 degrees? That’s just plain ridiculous! Use some common sense, nutballs.

Just one more piece of information and I’ll leave this subject alone. We are constantly being told that there is getting to be more and more carbon dioxide,in our atmosphere. Life as we know it will cease to exist before long due to dangerous amounts of this deadly gas. Let’s revisit our grade school science class. Plants use carbon dioxide to produce oxygen. We breathe in oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide. Can you see where this is heading? No carbon dioxide, no plants. No plants, no people and animals. By the way, there is less than 1/10 of 1% of carbon dioxide in our atmosphere, but wackos like Al Gore want you to believe that it makes up the majority of the air we breathe.

So there you have it, folks. Global warming is a myth. Don’t believe me? Check out the book, “The politically incorrect guide to global warming” by Christopher C. Horner. It will tell you all you need to know about how some politicians are pushing this for profits, and not because it’s the truth. Many schools around the country have been showing kids Al Gore’s far out documentary. The reason? Young minds are easier to control. Look at North Korea. They have been brain washing the population for decades. What’s the difference?

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