The New Ten Commandments for Driving… In Honor of Pope Benedict XVI
by Pope Benedict XVI has graced us with the new 10 Commandments for Driving. In honor of his holiness, I have written my own version of the holy document for drivers. Tongue in cheek and hopefully thought provoking.
10. Thou shall not implement things you learned on Games or in Movies in real life
Ok, I personally have nothing against Games be it Consol or PC. I think they are delightful and at times very educational. Movies too are fun to watch and can teach us many things which you usually do not learn in School (inserts my Daughter). However, you should really not try to see if Auto Theft IV, V or any other number and State really works or if you can be gone in 60 seconds. Please keep your crafty fingers and hands off other peoples belongings; otherwise you just might have to deal with Rule Number Five or the beautiful flashing lights.
Note: You may wish to read these Rules carefully, repeatedly and print them out. They make a good present for just about any Driver in your Life nicely framed. Just make sure first that they have a sense of humor and no Weapons handy.
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Post CommentDustin Harrison
On July 10, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Wow! So true. Read my story here on socyberty please it’s called “How to conquer college:A complete guide”. Also please leave me a comment. What do you think?