Trend Alert: Committing Crimes to Get INTO Jail!

Criminals are entitled to health care benefits and medical procedures that the average law-abiding citizen cannot afford!

Medical care. Dental care. Psychological counseling. Rehabilitation. Hormone Therapy. Plastic Surgery. House, um, cell calls. All available at your fingertips. All available free of charge. And, all available under one roof.

Now, how tempting is that?

With an economy in tatters, health care a mess, jobs and pride both things of the past, and hope vanishing faster than our life savings – the prison system, with it’s three squares a day, a roof over the head, and all the free medical you can squeeze into your visit – is looking better and better to some forward thinking entrepreneurs!

Here are but a few jaw-dropping examples of a prison system gone wild!

• A man robbed a bank for $1.00 in order to be sent to prison for a variety of ailments - a growth in his chest being the deciding factor. He had lost his health benefits when he lost his job and wasn’t willing to lose his life as well.

• A homeless man slashed the tires of hundreds of vehicles hoping to be sent to prison for treatment of painful chronic bleeding hemorrhoids that had become intolerable.

• A man who was forced to steal a television for THREE days in a row before he was finally arrested and sent to prison – where he was able to receive the life-saving dialysis that he was denied as a free man.

• The elderly couple who robbed a bank and then sat in a cheap hotel with some burgers from McDonalds – waiting to be arrested. Every cent of the money was accounted for. She had cancer and would have died without proper medical attention.
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Need plastic surgery? That’s available as well – but only to certain privileged souls!

Here’s a few examples of who is – and who is NOT – entitled to plastic surgery!

• Tracie Andrews cut her boyfriends throat and stabbed him 37 times. She is about to be released after only 15 years and has been given a $5,000.00 chin re-alignment as a going away gift. The prison refuses to comment.

• A man shoots a woman to death and then shoots himself in the head – and lives. While hospitalized, his jaw was repaired only to the point where it was functional. But, after being sent to prison for murder, he was given a series of operations to make it “look more natural.” Again, no comment from the prison.

• An artist was attacked in her own home, and amongst other horrific injuries – 4 of her fingers were cut off. She needs an operation to fit custom-made orthotic fingers in order for her to resume her life -AND her means of earning an income. She is ineligible unless she can raise the $15,000.00 herself.

(Perhaps she should think about cutting off someone else’s fingers so she can receive the treatment she so desperately needs?)

• The leader of one of the world’s most violent drug gangs had a small scar surgically removed from his lip. The prison defended their actions by saying that it was causing the poor man ‘low self-esteem’! He also had a cell phone and a BUDGIE in his cell, but – that’s a whole different can of worms!

• Transgendered prisoners receive tax-payer funded hormone injections and psychological counselling. They are constantly fighting to have the laws changed so that actual sex change operations can be performed in prison, as well!

• Dental check-ups, cleanings, fillings and any other necessary repairs are scheduled like clockwork – and free of charge. There has even been some cases of teeth whitening for departing prisoners – to help them re-integrate into society, of course!

Sigh.

But, of course!

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