Turkey Facial

Bet you never thought you end the holidays with a turkey on your face.  Well at least–not again.  There was that one time when the relatives from western states were feuding with relatives from eastern states, and well, we promised we’d never go there again.

There are some folks who appear to be quite serious in recommending that after you eat your Thanksgiving dinner, that you put the rest on your face.  It appears that pumpkin facials and potato foot soaks are on the menu.

Full disclosure, this is not my first time in the pantry.  I had heard of some thrifty individuals putting their morning oatmeal on their faces.  Certain variants of the formula include yogurt or honey.

But wait, there’s more.  We have yet to exhaust our repetoire of revolting concoctions we are ready, willing an able to smear all over your mug.  According the London Daily Mail Online, some people are smearing placenta on their faces.  Well, that would temporary give you a more youthful look–wouldn’t it

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?  Apparently the people who do this claim that they can cure everything from cankles to sports injuries.  Almost makes those New Moon Twilight crazies look sane doesn’t it?