Ugly Babies
Ugly babies … or little pigs?
It’s a tough call, but when it comes to the acts of extreme valour which one is occasionally called upon to perform as a friend, I think visiting ugly babies trumps viewing little pigs any day!
Lest any of my friends with children take offence, I should emphasise I’ve so far been lucky enough to avoid a close encounter of the ugly baby kind.
Indeed the truly ugly baby is so rare, some foolish people think that they are an urban myth. But, like aliens, Bigfoot, and those South American gangs who drug back-packers and steal their kidneys, the rest of us know they’re out there. And we know we should be afraid. Very afraid.
It’s not the ugliness per se which is the problem. It’s the Herculean effort of trying to feign cooing admiration of something that looks like a skinned chicken, while the enamoured parents look on, which can almost kill you.
It would be great to hear of your experiences if you are one of the few who have had an actual ugly baby sighting. If it turns out that many have undergone this traumatic experience it may be time to form a support group!
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kolon
On November 22, 2006 at 8:18 pm
There is always a chance that an ugly baby will grow into a beautiful adult.
Maxine
On November 23, 2006 at 2:44 am
Oh yes they are out there but they are so trusting and innocent.Don’t you just love ‘em all.
Jess
On November 23, 2006 at 2:46 am
Get real. Ugly is ugly. Where do you think ugly adults start from?
angela
On March 22, 2007 at 5:44 am
I knew I should have chosen my baby’s father more carefully.
Jaylie
On October 8, 2007 at 1:52 pm
I agree with kolon. Some ugly babies grow into beautiful adults and some beautiful babies grow into ugly adults too. Isn’t it?
Ashly Cinogag
On October 25, 2007 at 9:27 am
This website is freakin stupid! How can you make fun of a child! You Should go to hell!!!
Tina Stoneking
On October 25, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Why would anyone consider there or anyone elses child ugly. Every child in my eyes is very beauitful and a blessing. So this website is for opnions ya but why consider any inosent child an “Ugly Baby”. Look at there parents and then judge.
Black beauty
On November 12, 2007 at 5:50 pm
white babies are UGLY!!!! the only way to always have a beauitful baby is to mix black with pretty much anything, lol. Some may think this is ignorant….. But you are the one with the white ugly kids!!! You black folks know what i’m talkin bout1!
Missmama ob rn
On December 2, 2007 at 10:05 pm
You know black babies are actually white after being born, they dont get their pigment for atleast an hour so black babies are really just white ugly babies who turn black
miasmom
On December 7, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Wow, this is the most twisted website I’ve ever come across. LMAO, I too do not like to judge inocent little ones, but we must all admit that we will treat a child whom we feel is “cute” a little more kindly. We may be a little quicker to hold a cuter kid; and believe it or not, teachers and daycare providers tend to do the same.
siana
On December 9, 2007 at 3:22 am
Surely you’re taking a harmless humorous article a little seriously! Did you read it properly – “Indeed the truly ugly baby is so rare”. Lighten up people! Where’s your sense of humor, not to mention tolerance for other people whatever color, shape, size or looks.
Katie
On February 1, 2008 at 3:21 am
Thats pure horrible why dont you leave them alone
Shaniqua
On March 11, 2008 at 8:54 am
oh heh low
;D
,ihguhguhg
On March 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
yall should be so wrong for haveing all those ugly babies……….
armando
On April 19, 2008 at 2:32 am
Color has nothing to do with ugly babies. It’s the noses that really get to me. Personally I like Spanish babies with full locks of black hair.
Trisha
On May 27, 2008 at 11:01 am
i don’t think that ya should have the ugly baby contest because that is very mean. If ya ever put my baby or my niece or nephew in the ugly babies i would be so mad. But ya wouldn’t because my niece is the most beautiful baby in the whole wide world. And some of the babies that ya put on her are pretty
Unokds
On May 27, 2008 at 11:02 am
Ya are so mean and rude for having the ugly baby contest
bhfm hgfxm hc
On June 3, 2008 at 12:19 pm
eeewwww
Timmy the Turtle
On June 24, 2008 at 11:56 am
If you can’t find humor in this your an idiot. Society has an inclination to just say “Aww, what a cutie”, even when the baby is UGLY!!! Its funny, it just is.
tinkerbell0229
On June 29, 2008 at 9:31 pm
All i am saying is don’t judge a book by it’s cover. Think about when you were a baby, some people may have thought you were ugly or beautiful. Making fun of helpless babies, makes me sick.
babydefender
On June 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm
I agree with tinkerbell0229……. That is all….
mia1190
On June 29, 2008 at 9:42 pm
hey black beauty get a life ok. black babies are just as beautiful as white. (coming from a white mother of 3 of my own and two adopted black babies who i care for very much ok um ok)
Jas
On July 21, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Some of you are just so oblivious! We’re not making fun of anyone.
We are just stating facts and talking aesthetics/physical beauty here. Even if babies represent hope, innocence, our offspring, life, future, a blessing and other concepts, it does not change the fact that babies portrait an absence of features that are pleasing to the eye (who likes sparse hair, wrinkles, skin blotchiness, redness, toothless, squinty eyes, puffiness, etc) Besides, what’s so wrong with the word “UGLY”? An ugly person is just as important as a pretty one. Chill out.
fenya lazar
On September 23, 2008 at 6:05 am
i’m half caste, or a mix of two races. half german and half indian. which is the better race? i’ve got a bit of english in me, which obv tops all, but out of the german and indian? should i marry german or indian? i only want pretty babies. cheers.
Adam Faircloth
On September 30, 2008 at 9:19 am
I study the stars in my spare time and your name points out that if you marry an italian your life will be complete.
Adam Faircloth
On September 30, 2008 at 9:21 am
And will also have pretty babies (Y)
Molly Leslie
On October 6, 2008 at 3:08 am
I have really bad BO problems and i dont want it to pass on to my children
HELLP
also i have a tiny head and big feet..
does it matter for my babies
fenya lazar
On October 6, 2008 at 3:08 am
i’m actually a lesbian so i can’t have sex with men. i am also NOT ganster and have wonky legs. one ways anbout six stone an the is really small. i hope my kids dont get this passed on to them. i dont want deformed babies.
also i worl on manchester road part-time.
Gino
On October 6, 2008 at 3:10 am
I’m, really into this fenya girl. i am kindof italian too, my mum waxes my eyebrows and i pout. so if she’s a lesbian this work out!
Fenya lazar
On October 6, 2008 at 3:10 am
I am a twat and I am secretely in love with Molly
Carly wichall
On October 6, 2008 at 3:11 am
My dad was a retard and i turned out half retard
will this pass on to my chil and if so, can i avoid it or should i become a barron?
its difficult cause i have no foot on my right leg and have to wear a bag over my head to cover my face
Fenya Lazar
On October 6, 2008 at 3:13 am
Hi everyone, Im secreately a man but I dont know how to tell my friends. Can I have some help on this issue. Can anyone help? (p.s. this means i do have a penis)
Dave L
On October 6, 2008 at 3:13 am
These people are f’ed up
but i can relate to this
cause i tohave a retardation..
my nose fell iff in a freak elephant/ chimpanze accident
and im very cont. of it
i cry every day in my pillow about it and if i have a child would not want the child to see me….
signed lonely boy
David Lenehan
On October 6, 2008 at 3:14 am
heya guys! (and gals! ) hahahahahah
i absolutly LOVE shoppingggggggggggggg and buying car parts for my new b-day prezzie!!
i Love HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3!!! and i would never EVER think of having ugly babies!! who would do this? i think its so crueelll.
UGLYNESS IS A DISEASE.
GET HELP.
my bestest friend wheres vests and has a hairy chest : D
Fenya Lazar
On October 6, 2008 at 3:21 am
i do feel for you carly, i too am a retard, partly. one side of my face droops, and i can’t see out of my left eye. i also have a hunch back, with a lot of hair growing out of a mole on my nose.
are these things genetic? if so please help.
oh forgot to mention i also have no eyelashes and eyebrows making me seem somewhat of a freak. i do get pointed at a lot in the street. and sometimes laughed at. people cannot tell whether i am a man or woman, or a beast.
help.
Molly Leslie
On October 7, 2008 at 4:36 pm
fenya looks like lil wayne
Gino
On October 9, 2008 at 3:57 am
when i smile to the side i get a double chin plus extra flab.
i have really bad BO problems just like molly, its almost like that advert with the guy with the strange eyes who has REALLY BIG SWEAT PATCHES.
please help!
Fernando Creek
On October 12, 2008 at 9:24 am
The above few posts are so riciculous and whoever wrote them are immature boring kids. This is a blog where you write about the matter at hand, this instance ‘Ugly Babies’. Stop posting these jokes, because if not I have no choice but to contact the administrator of this website and can get you banned. Whoever wrote these are not funny, especially the post about this ‘Gino’, two posts above and ‘Fenya’ thats not even a real name! Hilarious, NOT!
Kate Williams
On October 13, 2008 at 3:15 am
Fernando..
look, how can this be a serious matter…. ugly babies?
cant get them band , since they didnt sign up to this :S lame…
AND FENYA IS A REAL NAME U TWATT!! :@ GRRR U MAKE ME MAD.
hilarious.
I.C.Nob
On October 20, 2008 at 3:51 am
Fenya Lazar is the gayest name i have ever heard.
Fenya sounds like some sort of bean.
and Lazar is just ridiculous, ‘Lazar’. what are you some indian prince?
get a real name, and change your face aswell, you sound minging!
.
On October 23, 2008 at 2:30 pm
fenya lazar.. bebo. myspace. facebook her.
and comment bout lewis is unacceptable.
end
blakee
On October 24, 2008 at 5:42 am
connor your a dik
lewis
On October 24, 2008 at 5:43 am
blake likes cok
Adam Faircloth
On October 24, 2008 at 5:45 am
Find the right forum guys.
This is for ugly babies.
blakee
On October 24, 2008 at 5:47 am
fernando creek sounds like a sti.
are fenya lazer and fernando creek brothrs?
Adam Faircloth
On October 24, 2008 at 12:44 pm
This is the last straw! I am contacting the administrator. This is a serious discussion about the effect ugly babies can have on people’s lives. I would never wish to meet an ugly baby, nor would I wish to meet any of you! I suspect all of you were ugly babies and have grown into ugly chavs.
I have been through a lot over my years. I once was an ugly baby but endured cosmetic surgery to minimise my obscenely large nose and receding hairline. Therefore I would appreciate it if you treated my forum with respect!
Myself and Fernando have spoken about this over our candlelit dinners and have decided that we have heard enough. Stop posting comments on this forum!!!
lewis
On October 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm
adam and fernando sitting in a tree…
lewis
On October 25, 2008 at 3:05 pm
wtf you on bout
jesus
On October 30, 2008 at 11:57 am
having read the comments on this blog i feel an obligation to clear things up
god make good looking people so that they could be happy and live good lives
and ugly people so that the good looking people could laugh at them
peace
craig
On November 4, 2008 at 11:05 am
i’ve got crabs
sexyladie
On November 4, 2008 at 11:10 am
fenya is a russian name you bellends
lewis robert blates
On November 5, 2008 at 9:20 am
this is better than porn
james
On November 5, 2008 at 3:06 pm
ive got a girlfriend and we’ve been together nearly three years. i cheated on her with someone at my college. how do i tell my girlfriend?
BigDick
On November 7, 2008 at 8:54 am
wel jamesy
i tink dat 4 watev reeson u cheeted on er she wuz a biatchh newayz girlzz r onli gud 4 1 fing ! SHAGGIN
n i fink dat sexyladiee u shud cal me we cud hav a gud time 2gether
we wud not hav ugly babiez!!
fenya
On November 8, 2008 at 10:42 am
so this all started cause mt friend posted a comment about me as a joke
whoop whop..
hahahah howz things goin?
Stuart Hillis
On November 10, 2008 at 5:41 am
FENYA! I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! BE MINE. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!
Dieter Hentz
On November 11, 2008 at 1:16 pm
funny
Fenya
On November 17, 2008 at 3:49 am
Stu We broke up like 2 years ago
let it go
William and Taylor from Ms. Jones Class
On November 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Omg…this stuff is funny……its sad to have an ugly baby but u have to admit that its funny…..There is this girl in our class named Toni and she was a really ugly baby and she still is an ugly person…,.not to be mean but when i first saw her i thought she was an alien….i was like wat the hell!….then i said E.T. go home!
hssex6chdufh
On November 24, 2008 at 2:36 pm
yes it matters Molly…are LeslieBian (lesbian) omg..me too…..love…your mom and franklin
Adam Crenshaw
On December 3, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Ugly babies are just that: UGLY. They grow up to ugly people. You can ‘ooh’ and ‘ahh’ all you want, but they are still ugly. It sucks for the parents, but ugly is ugly.
moly's mom
On December 10, 2008 at 12:13 pm
hey girl friend what is the info when you get home lets hump to the max love your mom forever
moose mr dotel is ***
On January 22, 2009 at 7:01 am
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha wtf
Antaniqua Smith
On February 23, 2009 at 12:53 pm
that aint funny talkin bout little babies cause i had a baby and he didnt come out perfect nobodys perfect ok…………
taylor
On February 26, 2009 at 5:46 pm
hay my ugly peeps dis is the sheez molly how is the relationship between you and your mom you dirty hoe
Adam Crenshaw
On March 2, 2009 at 3:39 am
I am a nob
linn-linn
On April 24, 2009 at 7:04 pm
a lot of babies are not actually “attractive” or cute. they are adores simply for the fact that they are /and can be adored simply for the fact that they are babies, and new to this world!
joanna
On April 24, 2009 at 7:07 pm
I agree with # 67. Babies are adored for being babies. If you think a baby is ugly, don’t worry about it; just treat it like a baby!
kingnubluva
On June 11, 2009 at 6:05 pm
most all babies by feature standards would be considered ugly, all babies are funny lookin, alot of black babies are cute, while most adult black ppl are ugly, big wide noses, nestle crunch bar bumpy skin, ashy, ugly eyes, racoon eyelids, oversized lips, kinky unattractive hair, so alot of black ppl have enough low self esteem already living in an urban environment that deteriorating, their familys are usually a mess, they are seen as a burden on society, and under educated, so they try to make up for their low self esteem by makin fun of ppl
Molly
On July 14, 2009 at 11:34 am
to Taylor “cuz im strate” its straight you douche
and to Kingnubluva, im guessing you got bullied by a black person…… don’t worry your anal hole will heal up in time.
and I Love Girls So
PEACE
lettee
On July 16, 2009 at 3:08 pm
my freind had a ugly ginger baby it was BRILLIANT i love ugly babies they amuse me unless i have one..hehee ugly ass baby! jahhahahaha!
babyhater
On August 17, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Babies are UGLY,NASTY,FILTHY,NOISY and
very EXPENCIVE!
$280,000.00(approx.) is what it cost to raise a sprog
these days,from birth to the day you can kick the
leaches out.Which would choose?
THE CASH or THE RAT?
A no brainer indeed:)
maya
On September 24, 2009 at 7:12 pm
i dont know what ya are talkin bout but um she is right black babies are white when they are born i wasnt really cause i had more of my dad’s look my mom isnt white though but she has a point white babies can be ugly
Sharon
On November 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
mixed babies are cute….white babies are the ugliest.=(sorry
youareallfaggots
On November 4, 2009 at 11:22 am
EVERYONE ON HERE ARE FUCKING RETARDED AND I BET YOU WERE ALL FUCKING MUNTED BABIES WHEN YOU WERE BORN. YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT WORSE WITH AGE, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT. THIS IS THE MOST POINTLESS SITE EVER.
peace
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