Using God to Sell
Some selling strategies inspired by bible. You better be an atheist to read this one…
Bible has the answer to all of your priers… ait that so? let’s take a closer look how to answer those.
prayers are just wishes, and that who has the power to satisfy them, that is the answer to all of them. And this gives you the power to be the one who is needed.
first – bible tells you what you could want. It tells you about heaven, and heroes who went there and an impossible to perceive good who created it. The interesting thing is, heaven is quite an abstract idea. Nobody knows how it looks exactly… ever noticed that? you should not have… you were supposed to create what you want it to be like, perhaps with some inspiration by how others like to see it – just to stay a happy and socialy stable part of the community… but it’s the things you want the most that you find there.
now days there are plenty of ways and methods which try to find out what people want, many even implement different imaginations of what heaven looks like to attract a person, to make that decision to buy the soft and heavenly, coconutty bounty bar from the shelf… want one? take one, after all – what we our selves buy is what works…
the old idea is – to let them create it. but in an interesting way. notice – there were no data bases 2000 years B.C. … oh, i mean at 0 year A.C… none the less, people kept creating imaginary greater worlds to witch they shall go after they die. So why not try and let them create a better state they will be in after they have our product? you know, you never slept until you tried that special mattress… but only if you know about it.
notice how people act – they imagine the things they will get in heaven, they are told who they will meet there, they imagine what will be different there – and this keeps working for thousands of years. This show has been rerun for ages, and each and every participant feels like he is doing some thing different, unique, real and useful. This seems to be possible to lower it’s effectiveness if sexual arousal is included in to the game, but god forbid if that won’t be found in the heaven you were promised – you will mos certainly be granted and eternal orgasm given by the long bearded white dressed glowing man.
You can find the answers there – the things that this book is after have not lost any of their meaning over the ages, perhaps we found lot’s of different ways to find those, but making people believe is what selling is all about.
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Post Commentsilentbob14
On November 15, 2010 at 12:55 pm
We should create a Triond religion, because religions are very good for one thing – money making ;]