11 Dirty Words and What They Actually Mean
by Children have a way of asking for the meaning of some very dirty words making their parents blush uncomfortably. Here are some dirty words and their meanings to help you out of uncomfortable situations. Nice reading.
- Bitch – This simply means a female dog. If somebody calls you a bitch, don’t mind him or her, he or she means you are as lovely as his or her female pet dog.
- Twat – Any clearing of open land or forest is a twat.Next time somebody says you are a twat, it doesn’t mean anything worth fighting over it just means you are like a forest that has been cleared.
- Pussy – This actually refers to the domestic cat and nothing else. Next time somebody asks whether you like pussies, don’t be afraid to nod in affirmation.
- Butt – It just means hit or run into. Remember what Zinedine Zidane did at the 2006 world cup final against Italy’s Marco Materrazzi? That was one hell of a butt.
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- Shit – Now, this refers to dirt, particularly normal dung like that dropped by domestic rabbits or sheep or cattle.
- Balls – The round inflated objects that sportsmen use when playing team games. They differ in sizes from large footballs used in soccer to small hockey balls.
- Cock – This one refers to a male chicken, especially a duly mature one. When you come across this term, don’t shrink in embarrassment.
- Dick – This is a boyish name used to refer to ordinary men. You must have come across every Tom, Dick and Harry. They are not special in any way, just ordinary chaps.
- Screw – Well, this one appears like a bolt or nut but allows for rotation of its head to tighten or loosen. The device used in loosening and tightening is a screw driver.
- Bang – Knock or hit hard, like when you angrily close the door or pound the top of the desk noisily. We say the boss banged his desk in anger to mean he…you understand?
- Piss – This means to make a person angry, very angry that they appear saddened. When I say you piss me off, it means you make me real angry.
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Post CommentAiyanna
On January 16, 2011 at 1:23 pm
Yep!! Now I am armed with words to combat my four year old monkey who tells everyone in town, Hey guys, I’m hot!!! Then starts with his word asking, meaning and then adds a but why is a pure matter of fact way without a smile… Can you combat that now???
Good list….
LoveDoctor
On January 16, 2011 at 1:34 pm
LOL. Do you like pussies? I mean cat…. You forgot cock sucker and mu*ther f*cker. you made me laugh with this one and I can almost bet it will be on hot content.
khalida
On January 16, 2011 at 1:53 pm
lol!
that was nice Jimmy!! you come up so many articles a day and such good one too!?? keep it up 
webseowriters
On January 16, 2011 at 2:06 pm
I agree
s j tubrazy
On January 16, 2011 at 2:08 pm
Nice piece of share. I enjoy your posts.
Snooky
On January 16, 2011 at 4:07 pm
You forgot the (mf) which ment the male slave that was responsible for producing the new generation of domestic born slaves
and the sob which was the first son of a female dog
Emmie
On January 16, 2011 at 5:48 pm
I think some people sometimes are quick to take offense when these words are used, particularly by children.
It was informative though- i didn’t actually know what some of them meant.
bigpapadan
On January 16, 2011 at 10:18 pm
JImmy this was funny, informative and as always, good title that will surely stir up some controversy.
LCM Linda
On January 16, 2011 at 11:49 pm
Some of these dirty words are new to me. Glad to know what they actually mean.
Brenda Nelson
On January 17, 2011 at 12:43 am
oh I thought you were going to be talking about dirty words like mud, muck, and mire
this was hilarious. what about ass
Anj M
On January 17, 2011 at 7:26 am
Depends upon the context in which they are used. Most gentlemanly Jimmy.
albert1jemi
On January 17, 2011 at 11:21 am
Nice share
yes me
On January 17, 2011 at 9:54 pm
You are right but most cultures will have a word for most things that will be colloquial to them selves in very many sayings that is the poetry of language… only my opinion mind you he he cheers for that Leo
Michal Dorcak
On January 19, 2011 at 7:01 am
Haha, I laughed all the way through this article.
gaby7
On January 22, 2011 at 4:48 pm
Looks like I missed thi hilarious post! If I hadnt seen it, I really would have missed a lot! It was poignant, yet so funny!
Erin Miller
On February 7, 2011 at 10:41 am
I really like this. I know of some parents who should refer to it.