Finnish Phrases

(Y is pronounced as a U, J is pronounced Y, and ä is pronounced as whatever letter you feel like at the time)

• Moi. Hello.
• Mitä vittu? What the f—?
• Mita on sitä? What is that?
• Lutefisk? Hyvä! Fish that has been buried for a long time, dug up and then eaten? Great!
• Salmiakki? Hyvä! Black salt licorice “candy”? Sweet!
• Paljonko savuke?How much for a pack of cigarettes?
• Tupakointi hengenvarallista! Smoking is bad for you!
• Tieden. I know.
• Missa on kylpyhuone? Where is the bathroom?
• Ole hyvä, sillä rakastat jumala, missa on kylpyhuone?! Please, for the love of god, where is the bathroom?!
• Sanot englanninkieli? Do you speak english?
• Kiitos Jumala! Minä sanoa huono Suomi. Thank god! I speak horrible Finnish.
• Sanot hyvä englanninkieli, sillä suomitalainen. You speak very good english, for a Finn.
• Paljonko yksi kalja? How much for a beer?
• Kahdeksan euros?!?! Sitä on rosvous!!! Eight euros?!?! That’s extortionate!! (well, technically it means “robbery” but the message will get across anyway)
• Haista vittu!! F— off!!
• Anteeksi. . .olet paljon paskapaine!! I’m sorry. . . that you’re such a smeg-head!!
• Kukko ateria, kuusi lappu, ja yksi Root Beer. Chicken meal, six piece,with a Root Beer.
• Mitä?!?! Miksi sinulle ei vittun Root Beer?! What?!?! Why do you have no freaking Root Beer?!
• Joo. Minä saanne yksi Coke. Fine. I’ll take a Coke.
• (There really is no Root Beer in the entire country. Or Pop Tarts. Or Wal-Mart)
• Moi. Goodbye.