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	<title>Comments on: In Pursuit of the Perfect Paraprosdokian</title>
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		<title>By: Gero</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gero</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 04:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think my favorite is one by British comedian Jimmy Carr: &quot;My father used to say what doesn&#039;t kill you makes you stronger...until the accident&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think my favorite is one by British comedian Jimmy Carr: &#8220;My father used to say what doesn&#8217;t kill you makes you stronger&#8230;until the accident&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 22:27:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Add Stephen Colbert!&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;If I am reading this graph correctly, I would be very surprised.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Mark my words. No, Mark, I really need my words.&quot;&lt;br /&gt;
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Does he smoke? Hmmm...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Add Stephen Colbert!</p>
<p>&#8220;If I am reading this graph correctly, I would be very surprised.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Mark my words. No, Mark, I really need my words.&#8221;</p>
<p>Does he smoke? Hmmm&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Will Zone</title>
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		<dc:creator>Will Zone</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That s a pic of Rodney Dangerfield, not henny Youngman.</description>
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		<title>By: Check-this-one-out</title>
		<link>http://socyberty.com/languages/in-pursuit-of-the-perfect-paraprosdokian/comment-page-1/#comment-69957</link>
		<dc:creator>Check-this-one-out</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 09:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;br /&gt;
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill&lt;br /&gt;
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“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” - Winston Churchill, in response.</description>
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“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” &#8211; George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill</p>
<p>“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” &#8211; Winston Churchill, in response.</p>
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		<title>By: desmonrock21</title>
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		<dc:creator>desmonrock21</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 07:41:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;beyond expectations&quot; got it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;beyond expectations&#8221; got it!</p>
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		<title>By: AC</title>
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		<dc:creator>AC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:50:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think another good addition to the list could be Steven Wright. No idea if he smokes cigars though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think another good addition to the list could be Steven Wright. No idea if he smokes cigars though.</p>
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		<title>By: Ruby Hawk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ruby Hawk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 23:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was a good learning experience. I didn&#039;t know the word. Thanks for sharing.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was a good learning experience. I didn&#8217;t know the word. Thanks for sharing.</p>
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