The Greatest Phrase of All Time!!!

by Rouge Weasel in Languages, November 14, 2009

For years, many people have been scolded, even punished, for using the phrase, Oh my God. But now, a more creative solution than The wimpish Oh my Gosh has been found!!! These findings will certainly Rock this World!!!!

Ever since my friend was publicly spanked for using the phrase Oh my God to describe a bird, catching a fish, getting eaten by another bird. He then proceeded to jump off the small boat on which we were fishing, then swam a half mile to shore to escape his raging mother. Where was I? Oh yes. Ever since then, we have been trying to create the perfect phrase. One that will catch on quickly, and is funny enough, but not offensive to some Religious Nut job, to become a popular phrase.

Today, I give you this phrase! “Oh my gar!”

What? Is it not so totally awesome?

Where are the huge crowds chanting Oh my gar?

Does it Really suck that bad?

Oh my gar. This is the worst article (By far) that I’ve ever written…

I can’t tell if you are laughing or not, and if you are, i can’t tell if you are laughing at me, or with me…

Please just leave your comment and go!

I must proceed to hide inside a bank vault to come up with another Phrase!

Really, just leave your comment criticizing my work and go…

What is this eerie silence?

OK… Then again. You could just go back to using the old Oh my Gosh, even though I think that Oh My gar is so much better.

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