Waz Up Wit D Inglish Language?

What ever happened to the english language?   omg !  I was recently at a restaurant, eating and trying to enjoy my meal with my family, when all of a sudden,the table next to us was speaking another language !  I was excited,  it had taken me a whole year to learn english as an army brat from europe.   As i turned around i noticed a few words i could understand and asked them where were they from.  ” RIALTO” .    WHAT ?????  I heard  you speaking in another tongue twisting language,…what language was that ?   They responded in laughter,,omg,s wtf’s,curse words and things that made my head hurt.  As they left the restaurant,  my family informed me of what had actually been said .   I was somewhat shocked.   Some of their conversation sounded like baby talk, some like those with hearing problems.  After a while my family had done a very good job of bringing me up to their english translations of what had been said.  That night as i tried to learn the computer  and texting ”lingo”,  I grabbed the books and kissed them, thanking GOD  for not forgetting what i had learned:   READING,WRITTING,SPELLING…!