What Men Say and What They Actually Mean
by How to understand certain male phrases.
They say…I’m dying of flue.
They actually mean…. ok I’ve only got a cold but you waiting on me hand and foot would do nicely.
They say… that skirt is a bit short.
They actually mean… other guys might eye you up in that skirt.
They say…I love you.
They actually mean…I love you, but I also love my car, football, having control of the remote e.t.c.
They say… are you going to be able to walk in those heels.
They actually mean…you better not be taller than me in them heels, you might emasculate me.
They say…yes I’m listening.
They actually mean…I wasn’t listening but I’m going to now she clocked on.
They say…you look better without make-up.
They actually mean…corr blimey you look like a clown with all that slap on.
They say…I’m really not that bothered.
They actually mean…no really, I’m not that bothered.
They say…I was working out all day.
They actually mean…I was playing on the Wii all day.
They say…the iron just will not get the creases out of this shirt.
They actually mean…I can’t be bothered to do it properly.
They say…the million outfits you are trying on just get better and better.
They actually mean…oh god just pick an outfit already.
They say…it’s not you, it’s me.
They actually mean…no, it’s definitely all you.
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