10 Ways to Annoy the Police
Next time the police pull you over, try these smooth phrases to catch them off guard.
- “Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control”.
- “Aww man! I’m late for work already. Do me a favor and hold on to this beer… I shouldn’t drink until I’m on my way home”.
- “You’re not going to check the trunk, are you?”
- “Sorry I ran off the road. I was reading an E-article on how to annoy the police when the girl in the trunk began screaming, which distracted me enough to lose control. Ahh, today’s been a bad day, you know; Al Qaeda just called and asked me to “get rid of” the ambassador. In fact, that’s her in the trunk now…”
- “Didn’t I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?”
- “Hey, is that a 9mm? That’s nothing compared to this 44 Magnum”.
- “I pay your salary”.
- “Hey dude. I got two AK 47’s in the trunk; I’ll sell both of ‘em to you for $500″.
- “Are you guys real? Let me see those badges to make sure.”.
- “Good morning, I’m special agent ________. I’ve been investigating a case where two dumb cops are arresting people on false charges. You guys wouldn’t happen to know anything about this, would you? I think I heard there were only two city police in this town…
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Dustin Harrison
On July 7, 2007 at 8:39 am
Hey dude that was pretty funny. I wouldn’t try any of them though. LOL. Check out my article, its on here. Its called “The Mechanics of a Liar”
Dustin Harrison
On July 10, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Wow! So true. Read my story here on socyberty please it’s called “How to conquer college:A complete guide”. Also please leave me a comment. What do you think?
James
On July 16, 2007 at 8:24 am
Hey and wow lol this is awesome xD I wouldn’t try a few of them up there. My favorite was #1
Dani
On July 17, 2007 at 4:49 pm
LOL, i pay your salary
Vance Lethurin
On July 21, 2007 at 12:05 pm
You can try them, but don’t expect a warm response.
M{
On July 22, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I like the last one =]
Pigz
On July 22, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!
Keane
On July 23, 2007 at 1:28 pm
lol i tried numero seven on this cop that was in the deli and he hit me in the leg with his night stick. owie. but i got a good laugh.
ill dds you
On July 24, 2007 at 1:04 pm
lmao that was funny:)
anonymous
On July 24, 2007 at 5:41 pm
Lol, these are hilarious. how long did it take you to come up with them? My favorite is number 4
P.Morrow
On July 25, 2007 at 9:31 am
Very creative, and eye catching!
Harry...
On July 25, 2007 at 9:31 pm
“I pay your salary”. – Best one
Vance Lethurin
On July 28, 2007 at 7:45 am
Now that I think of it…don’t try any of them
Pseudonym
On August 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
In Ulster you cannot legally be arrested unless a policeman is wearign his hat. So bypass all of this by grabbing his hat an driving away. The hilarity
MariaElle
On January 12, 2008 at 10:07 am
Damn funny, will email this to everyone I know.
kdog
On June 5, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Freakin hilarious man. I tried # 10 when i was in a big hurry with my kidz and i meant it as a joke but, uhhhhhh, yeah. I got like a 500 buck fine. if i hadnt confesssed though he probably would have beleived it. lmbo. those were gold man.
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